Weirdest Christmas present request you've received so far

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My dn (5) has asked for a telescope, another dn (10) has asked for unicorn stuff, and my friends dd (3) has asked for a robotic dog

What's the weirdest request you've had so far this year

According to mil 8 year old DS took her to one side this weekend and requested a porcupine quill " or any other spikey body parts of dead animals"
It's her own fault as she bought him a puffer fish recently!!

My three year old is adamant he wants socks. That's it. Socks. I've tried to tempt him with Argos, Toys R Us catalogues, and apart from a worrying liking to a drum kit, it's still just socks. It'll be a cheap Christmas

My youngest has asked for a jeffy puppet. Usually I try to be very accommodating but I ain’t paying that for a daft toy!

Sunshine, can I direct DD to your DM, as she keeps asking for nerf guns and Santa doesn't do those in our house!

Years ago my 5 year old asked for a fac machine