WWW: "lol murder in Asda. Issymum should take note, I think she's doing her Christmas food shop today and she was sniggering at all of us who had online shopped a week ago
When I turned up at 8.30am - opening time at Sainsburys in Guildford - there were no car parking spaces! I lucked out, sneaked into one and joined the unhappy throng. It was fine, mostly because I had borrowed DH's new iPOD Shuffle and was bopping around the aisles to Dire Straits (wtf that was doing on his iPOD I have no idea) smiling idiotically at morose men marooned by rampant matriarchs next to over-full trolleys.
They'd run out of a few essentials - Christmas wrapping paper, brandy butter and maple syrup - but nothing too serious. The guy stacking the shelves nearly fell into the Full-Fat-Taste-The-Difference-Outdoor-Reared-Greek -Style-Fromage-Frais, when in response to his gloomy announcement that there was no brandy butter, I shrugged and said 'No problem. We'll extemporise'.
Hideous check-out queues but I inexplicably got beckoned into the 'Fast Track' aisle with no queue despite clearly not having the widgety thing.
I'm not getting the hang of this Christmas stuff though. There's four of us, plus my mother for two days and no real budgetary constraint and I still managed to spend 'only' £125 to buy enough food (we've already got alcohol) to last us until Thursday. Ohmigod, we're going to starve.........