Rasher sandwiches and buck's fizz for brekkie. Coco Pops or somesuch from their stockings for the kids. That'll probably all happen around 8 or so.
There may be some grazing over the course of the morning, possibly a wedge dainty slice of christmas cake around 11.
Dinner will be at 3 to cater for visitors who like to leave early and it leaves more scope for leftover sandwiches later.
No starter, I can't be bothered.
Turkey: a crown, dry brined in salt and sugar, then I'll put a layer of seasoned goose fat under the skin (I know butter is the more usual approach but I don't like butter flavoured turkey; goose flavoured turkey makes so much more sense to my tastebuds!) and roast it.
Ham: roasted with a glaze; I'm torn between salted caramel and bourbon (like the Aldi one that's not available in Ireland), and apple butter and homemade cider as the glaze. The skin will be made into shards of golden crackling.
Gingerbread stuffing
Herbed pear and chestnut stuffing
Roast potatoes
Sprout and pancetta gratin
Caramelised roast tri-coloured baby carrots
Buttered toast bread sauce
Persian spiced cranberry and clementine relish
Madeira gravy
I haven't altogether decided about dessert. I was toying with the idea of a small pistachio and white chocolate croquembouche - they're so lovely and christmas-tree-shaped - but I'm not sure I want to get into making spun sugar on christmas morning.
God, I love christmas cooking.