Whats the worst, most stupid, or simply most revolting christmas gift you ever got from DH/DP/

[kimi]

Ill start, DH (before we were married) brought me a jumper that was skin tight, bright blue with Garfield on the front.
Ok so i did like Garfield but there was no way i was EVER going to be seen in this as Garfield had his paws right where my boobs were!!!!!

He re-wrapped it and gave it to his sister, and she wore it !!!!!!

Just had a memory of a scene from Bridget Jones where he has the big reindeer on the front!!!

The thing that dh gave me that disappointed me most was our first Christmas together. Bearing in mind I had already made up my mind I wanted to marry this man, he gave me a small gift. I wasn't gullible enough to think it was an engagement ring, but I reckoned on it being an expensive piece of jewellery. It turned out to be a small (2 inch) toy rabbit thing, dressed in a pink dress - so completely not my thing and so completely meaningless and unspecial. I have never told him what I thought of his poxy rabbit, but it now lives at the bottom of dd's toy box....

My dp can be quite good at gifts if he puts the time in but he does insist on buying me cards with bloody teddybears on them. I HATE them.

Coathangers. Not even 'special' coathangers - not that would have made it any better - but a bulk bargain pack of plastic multicoloured hangers from Woolies. He did wrap them, but I still had a pretty good inkling as to what was within...

Never had a dodgy Christmas gift, now birthday............Electric toothbrush anyone ??

AlienEars

Are you still together ??

2 Xmases ago Dh got me a mens North Face jacket (red & black size M if anyone's interested - keep meaning to put it on EBay) Was not impressed!!!

A mouldy second hand book that the worm had been through. He also thought the DSs would love to receive a green light bulb in their stockings.

A barbie doll - the one which came with multi-coloured beads to go in her hair

LOL at the hangers AlienEars!! I think I can beat it though. Our first christmas together DH made me a stocking (aw bless), which contained some rechargable batteries, two pritt sticks (I guess I could have got through the first one pretty quickly in theory), two rape alarms (one for each hand?!?!), and a video of the B-movie horror "Driller Killer" (I have absolutely no interest in horror films).

I put him straight the next day - seemed a bit harsh to have a go at him on Christmas morning, as all these gifts were sincerely given. Well perhaps not the video - even he couldn't come up with a reason as to why he had bought it. The numpty.

a frying pan

And how long did the operation to extract it from his head take Cod..??

well its kind of the end fo a funny joke that stopped bieng funny hte first year whne he got me ridiculous kithcen gadgets in a stockign ( think egg slicer and you get it)
that was funny
after 5 years it got serious.
adn dull#

oh i got tea towels too ithink.

these were supplementary presents i haev tos ay in his defence adn I htink retaliation fro my mum getting him a roasting pan thing when we first got amrried

nothing
nothing
nothing
and the following year...
nothing

OMG PMSL @ loomer's stocking. That is classic

Take it he has stopped now.....

OMG just had a thought, with his cholesterol he will probably buy you a George Foreman grilling machine this year.

pair of big brown felt slippers from Uzbekistan about 4 sizes too big with sticky up pointy pixie toes.

He is no longer DP but ex DP and now he is a friend he still buys me rubbish presents ust less frequently thank god.

A vacuum cleaner.Very useful,but hardly romantic or enjoyable.

a rocking chair (when I was 29!)
a set of garden gnomes

how cna oyur dh get you NOTHING
id have never married a man who got me nothing

loomer, the fact that he couldn;t come up with an explanation for the video sort of implies that he DID have an explanation for the pritt stick and batteries?! Or do we not want to hear it before the 9pm watershed?

A disgusting black jumper that looked like something from a market stall aimed at women my Mums age.

DP still cringes with embarrassment when I remind him of it -he bought it in desperation last thing one Xmas Eve rather than not get me anything.

One year I told my DH I'd like underwear for my birthday...... He bought me a minimiser bra

a iman

that was " a wise man"