Whats the worst, most stupid, or simply most revolting christmas gift you ever got from DH/DP/

[kimi]

Ill start, DH (before we were married) brought me a jumper that was skin tight, bright blue with Garfield on the front.
Ok so i did like Garfield but there was no way i was EVER going to be seen in this as Garfield had his paws right where my boobs were!!!!!

He re-wrapped it and gave it to his sister, and she wore it !!!!!!

my poor frioends ex-dh got her 2 jars of wrinkle cream. Not 1, but 2...like, she was doubly wrinkly since he first met her! WTF!!!!

they were probably 2 for 1 at Boots and he thought he was doing a nice thing. They got divorced.

A measuring jug.

AND it was before we were married.

a chip pan?
a measuring jug?

and what was their come uppence - why would they think you wanted that?

i mean? i, i , i dont get it.

He said he knew I preferred practical presents.
And he'd noticed I didn't have one.

£200 in a cd case instead of a present . I felt so miserable because I'd shown him examples of presents to get me, he just hadn't bothered to get me one. Ruined Christmas for us last year.

Bathroom floor mats. SIGH.

Custy - for the last 10 years it has been his job to make and cook the chips - I HAVE the pan

May relent on this in another 10 years - 20 years is about a life sentence

A battery operated car polishing kit from Halfords. He spent boxing day nagging me to go try it out on HIS car

I handed it over for a raffle prize at the hospital were I work. In aid of mental health..... appropriate I thought.

Wellie liners. Blank video tapes. Both the same year.

Since then he has done very well.

I just got a cd for my birthday a couple of months after having our first child. I was so fecking hurt to find that was it. Looking back I can't believe how quickly I promised to forgive (ie not punish him about it forever which is still very tempting) on condition he got me a) a proper present b) a present from the baby and c) a present to make up for it all.

I just got a cd for my birthday a couple of months after having our first child. I was so fecking hurt to find that was it. Looking back I can't believe how quickly I promised to forgive (ie not punish him about it forever which is still very tempting) on condition he got me a) a proper present b) a present from the baby and c) a present to make up for it all.

Gooey Louie, revolting childrens game involving picking snot out of a nose.

This was before we had children.

Charlie perfume ((((vomit))))