All i want for Christmas are flashing finger lights and globe necklaces.

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Thread 2!

As previously, if you spot a link in the OP links isn’t working/no longer in date, please let me know by posting in bold so I can easily see to update

Oh bloody autocorrect!!!

*spotty

So are we going to kill the thread? I hate untidiness, so allow me. If you are in the middle of a long post, I apologise

Die thread.

Ooh, so you are putting up a fight then? Eh? Eh? Take this

Stabby Stabby stab stab!

Hmm

Er hem {coughs loudly and enters thread}.

Anyone wanna help?

Let it be me..

Ooh hello Monkey

Now I have that annoying song in my head.

Attempts suffocation with Changing Mat.

Evening Valium.

Need more than a changing mat to get the better of me.

Whacks over the head with nappy box and shoves a couple of finger lights in its mouth

{runs aeay}

I am not trying to kill the mighty Monkey, unless your name is Fred.

away, obviously.

Ha Ha.

Lifts brown leather sofa and drops it on Fred, and gets all three kids and DH to sit on it and go bouncy bouncy

Champion Christmas bargain thread killer, that's me. Proud !

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