Just finished working with a mumsnetter and her family from hell

[PPHsNanny]

What a relief! She was a princess and had a very small head, almost pea like!
I'm off out of this country, can't risk bumping into her or her godforsaken family again!

don't worry I have put her in her place

Traumatised against ever working as a child care professional again?

is thats a clue
'princess and had a very small head, almost pea like'

or is that an observation?

hope you enjoy life elsewhere.....

Oh congratulations on getting out of there. I understand that she is a raving nutter!

is there really any need to broadcast this especially when it involves another mumsnetter, not very professional, but not very nice for you either. Sometimes better to say nothing I think or say directly to person concerned

oh, just read post of raving nutter, maybe not of order then, poor you!!

People are so very easily wound up aren't they!

helbel3 9whispers) I think this is a joke

I'm totally traumatised by raving loon yes!!!!!

I slept with her husband mainly but on days she decided to let him into her bed yes I forced back into the stable block.

My life has been hell.

I had to pluck pheasants for her every night and let me tell you the life of a pheasant plucker isn't pleasant.

I could start loads of threads just like this but I'm way too professional!

I have a book in me I'm sure!

PPHsNanny, doesn't sound that bad!

Did she ever ask you to find a kinder egg plastic piece of crap amongst 15 toy boxes???

Did you steal her waist as well as her husband

What was the castle like? Did you sleep in the dungeons?

No but I had to find a faberge egg in one of the 15 playrooms before.

And I was made to give her Jack Russels colonic irrigations!

did you have to clean her diamonds?

I heard she thinks nothing of giving her off-spring fruitshoots and sausage rolls and had to be persuaded not to purchase an England buggy for her youngest.

I didn't mind cleaning the diamonds, it was washing out her merkin every night I found difficult.

Did you have to curtsey? Or stand out of the way facing the wall if you unexpectedly met her in a corridor?

She's the Burburry Queen actually.
And she has 5 England buggys.
One for each floor of the house.

Sausage rolls and foie gras are all those kids eat. And fruit shoots with a splash of kir royal

I had to throw myself flat on the floor if I met her in one of the corridors.