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Just finished working with a mumsnetter and her family from hell

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PPHsNanny · 25/04/2007 14:08

What a relief! She was a princess and had a very small head, almost pea like!
I'm off out of this country, can't risk bumping into her or her godforsaken family again!

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PetronellaPinkPants · 25/04/2007 14:10

don't worry I have put her in her place

DarrellRivers · 25/04/2007 14:11

Traumatised against ever working as a child care professional again?

Wotzsaname · 25/04/2007 14:19

is thats a clue
'princess and had a very small head, almost pea like'

or is that an observation?

hope you enjoy life elsewhere.....

handlemecarefully · 25/04/2007 14:30

Oh congratulations on getting out of there. I understand that she is a raving nutter!

helbel3 · 25/04/2007 14:30

is there really any need to broadcast this especially when it involves another mumsnetter, not very professional, but not very nice for you either. Sometimes better to say nothing I think or say directly to person concerned

helbel3 · 25/04/2007 14:31

oh, just read post of raving nutter, maybe not of order then, poor you!!

ScottishThistle · 25/04/2007 14:31

People are so very easily wound up aren't they!

ComeOVeneer · 25/04/2007 14:32

helbel3 9whispers) I think this is a joke

littlelapin · 25/04/2007 14:33

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PPHsNanny · 25/04/2007 14:33

I'm totally traumatised by raving loon yes!!!!!

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PPHsNanny · 25/04/2007 14:35

I slept with her husband mainly but on days she decided to let him into her bed yes I forced back into the stable block.

My life has been hell.

I had to pluck pheasants for her every night and let me tell you the life of a pheasant plucker isn't pleasant.

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ScottishThistle · 25/04/2007 14:38

I could start loads of threads just like this but I'm way too professional!

I have a book in me I'm sure!

littlelapin · 25/04/2007 14:39

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SherlockLGJ · 25/04/2007 14:40
Grin
ScottishThistle · 25/04/2007 14:40

PPHsNanny, doesn't sound that bad!

Did she ever ask you to find a kinder egg plastic piece of crap amongst 15 toy boxes???

Soapbox · 25/04/2007 14:41

Did you steal her waist as well as her husband

Wotzsaname · 25/04/2007 14:43

What was the castle like? Did you sleep in the dungeons?

PPHsNanny · 25/04/2007 14:43

No but I had to find a faberge egg in one of the 15 playrooms before.

And I was made to give her Jack Russels colonic irrigations!

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Wotzsaname · 25/04/2007 14:44

did you have to clean her diamonds?

Fimbo · 25/04/2007 14:46

I heard she thinks nothing of giving her off-spring fruitshoots and sausage rolls and had to be persuaded not to purchase an England buggy for her youngest.

PPHsNanny · 25/04/2007 14:46

I didn't mind cleaning the diamonds, it was washing out her merkin every night I found difficult.

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bran · 25/04/2007 14:48

Did you have to curtsey? Or stand out of the way facing the wall if you unexpectedly met her in a corridor?

littlelapin · 25/04/2007 14:49

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PPHsNanny · 25/04/2007 14:49

She's the Burburry Queen actually.
And she has 5 England buggys.
One for each floor of the house.

Sausage rolls and foie gras are all those kids eat. And fruit shoots with a splash of kir royal

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PPHsNanny · 25/04/2007 14:50

I had to throw myself flat on the floor if I met her in one of the corridors.

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