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Well, Everyone Was Right about 3rd Childbirths, says EXPAT

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expatinscotland · 04/11/2008 18:57

Went in for the sweep on Sunday at noon, as bp had started to climb and there were traces of protein in urine.

Contractions kicked off in earnest around 6 so went into MLU around 7.30.

Was 3cm.

Something told me it was going to be a long night!

BP still sitting 180/90 or thereabouts so it was decided to send me by ferry and ambulance to Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley.

HELL ON EARTH.

One ambulance to Gourock, then another picked us up there for blue light transport to Paisley.

Oh.my.god.

The journey was dire - TONS of bumpy roundabouts so swinging round everywhere.

Worst, I was on my own as DH had to stay home with the girls.

Finally got to RAH and asked for epi, only to be told I'd have to wait as anaesthetist in theatre for emergency.

I got the pethindine, but the contractions were BAD and I didn't want a repeat of Dd2's birth.

G&A not working again.

Then told another emergency cropped up and did I want to be active and get on teh ball and shit.

Um, did I fuck?

I came here for epidural, now I'm getting one, goddammit.

So I waited till 1AM for one.

Was dilated, but BP all over hte place

So they gave me some BP drug called Labatolol or something like that after epi failed to control it.

At 3AM, I started to push.

At 4AM consultant called and said he could get baby out with ventouse, so paeds were called.

Baby Struan had cord wrapped round his neck twice - hence hte deceleration of his heart whilst I pushed - was surrounded by so much bloody fluid the floor had to be mopped, and was a whopping 9lbs., 5oz. (his sisters were 7lbs., 1oz and 6lbs., 90z respectively).

But he's okay and I'm SO happy and grateful I didn't have a drug-free birth again because the experience traumatised me.

We are just now home!

Struan fed ALL last night and slept the 2 hour journey home and is now sleeping peacefully against my skin on his Widgey pillow, which I am soooo happy to be reunited with.

Thanks to everyone who wisshed us well.

He looks just like his Daddy and eldest sister, who are out getting me a spicy pizza to go with my small glass of red wine .

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morningpaper · 04/11/2008 20:24

hehe @ bucket fanny

"A lot of space" !!!!!!!!!!!!!

He won't get a date with chat up lines like that

Themasterandmargaritas · 04/11/2008 20:24

Fantastic! Well done.

piratecat · 04/11/2008 20:28

congratulations expat, it sounds like you had a positive, balmy journey!!

frogs · 04/11/2008 20:29

Awwwww. [soppy emoticon]

And [massive respect emoticon] to any woman who can muster humour while 10cm dilated.

myredcardigan · 04/11/2008 20:30

Congratulations and welcome baby Struan.

ImaburningHEIFERgy · 04/11/2008 20:30

Well done Fanny Bouquet...

Cheers, sounds like you earned every drop of the wine...

callmeovercautious · 04/11/2008 20:34

Well done Expat and welcome to Struan

The feeling him coming out without the pain sounds great Were the Girls hard work?

I hope the feeding is going well - get the nipple cream out! After the wine obviously

YeahBut · 04/11/2008 20:40

Really pleased to hear your lovely news!

CharleeInChains · 04/11/2008 20:53

Wow congrats Expat!

I am so glad you and your little man are happy and healthy.

tittybangbang · 04/11/2008 20:57

Bloody hell - epic journey. You've earned that pizza and some. Enjoy your lovely big boy!

Lib76 · 04/11/2008 20:57

well done expat! lovely name for your wee man! what did you make of the RAH?

IWonderIfMamaGStillLovesMe · 04/11/2008 20:59

I'm still wanting to know how to pronounce the new baby boy's name. Never heard this name before.

Well done!

bobsyouruncle · 04/11/2008 21:01

Congratulations expat

Thomcat · 04/11/2008 21:02

WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody wonderful stuff

Nice one Expat.

Sending you some TC lovin'.

Waswondering · 04/11/2008 21:03

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BecauseImWorthIt · 04/11/2008 21:03

Congratulations.

Hope you enjoy your pizza and especially the wine!

Megglevache · 04/11/2008 21:06

How wonderful. Now have lots of pate and runny eggs.

Congratulations!

pipsqueak · 04/11/2008 21:06

congrats expat and welcome Struan

pointydog · 04/11/2008 21:07

congrats!

gingerninja · 04/11/2008 21:10

Well done

girlandboy · 04/11/2008 21:12

I'll add my congratulations too.

Well done

roseability · 04/11/2008 21:14

Congratulations! Thank goodness for epidurals (remote tribes, what was I thinking!)

Dior · 04/11/2008 21:16

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emma1977 · 04/11/2008 21:21

Nice one expat.

Hope you're settling into the swing of things back home.

Best wishes. x

GrabShellDude · 04/11/2008 21:27

Many, many congratulations! Ouch at 9lb 5oz.