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Well, Everyone Was Right about 3rd Childbirths, says EXPAT

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expatinscotland · 04/11/2008 18:57

Went in for the sweep on Sunday at noon, as bp had started to climb and there were traces of protein in urine.

Contractions kicked off in earnest around 6 so went into MLU around 7.30.

Was 3cm.

Something told me it was going to be a long night!

BP still sitting 180/90 or thereabouts so it was decided to send me by ferry and ambulance to Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley.

HELL ON EARTH.

One ambulance to Gourock, then another picked us up there for blue light transport to Paisley.

Oh.my.god.

The journey was dire - TONS of bumpy roundabouts so swinging round everywhere.

Worst, I was on my own as DH had to stay home with the girls.

Finally got to RAH and asked for epi, only to be told I'd have to wait as anaesthetist in theatre for emergency.

I got the pethindine, but the contractions were BAD and I didn't want a repeat of Dd2's birth.

G&A not working again.

Then told another emergency cropped up and did I want to be active and get on teh ball and shit.

Um, did I fuck?

I came here for epidural, now I'm getting one, goddammit.

So I waited till 1AM for one.

Was dilated, but BP all over hte place

So they gave me some BP drug called Labatolol or something like that after epi failed to control it.

At 3AM, I started to push.

At 4AM consultant called and said he could get baby out with ventouse, so paeds were called.

Baby Struan had cord wrapped round his neck twice - hence hte deceleration of his heart whilst I pushed - was surrounded by so much bloody fluid the floor had to be mopped, and was a whopping 9lbs., 5oz. (his sisters were 7lbs., 1oz and 6lbs., 90z respectively).

But he's okay and I'm SO happy and grateful I didn't have a drug-free birth again because the experience traumatised me.

We are just now home!

Struan fed ALL last night and slept the 2 hour journey home and is now sleeping peacefully against my skin on his Widgey pillow, which I am soooo happy to be reunited with.

Thanks to everyone who wisshed us well.

He looks just like his Daddy and eldest sister, who are out getting me a spicy pizza to go with my small glass of red wine .

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notnowbernard · 04/11/2008 19:51

Congratulations and welcome baby Struan

beansontoast · 04/11/2008 19:53

glad yo all safe and well .congrats...ahhh new babies x

RideEmCowboy · 04/11/2008 19:53

Well done Expat! So pleased for you.

Kbear · 04/11/2008 19:54

Well done and congratulations! Love the name Struan!

LackaDAISYcal · 04/11/2008 19:55

Oh, expat...sounds like a right old ordeal, but I'm so glad he is safe and well and that you are home.

CONGRATULATIONS

PS.....I have a Finlay

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 04/11/2008 19:56

Congratulations Expat.

Great birth story and a great name for your (not so) wee boy

ruty · 04/11/2008 19:57

great news expat, so glad you're home and enjoying your lovely boy.

twocutedarlings · 04/11/2008 19:59

Welcome to the world Straun

Well done expat, enjoy your wine and have one for while your at it .

ladytophamhatt · 04/11/2008 20:01

Congratulations Expat.

UUugghhh at teh ambulance journey, That would have been my worst nightmare!

PsychoGuyFawkesMum · 04/11/2008 20:02

fantastic news, and what a good bonny weight

DumbledoresGirl · 04/11/2008 20:03

Congratulations Expat. Your second post brought back memories of after pains - ow ow ow! But they will soon be gone and baby Struan more than makes up for it I am sure.

DoNotAttempttoblowupparliament · 04/11/2008 20:06

Congrats Expat

meglet · 04/11/2008 20:06

congrats expat! . Pleased you are both ok.

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MmeLindt · 04/11/2008 20:09

Well done, Expat. Congratulations to the whole family and welcome to wee Struan

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sweetkitty · 04/11/2008 20:11

Congratulations expat well done you

Welcome to Struan as well, you got there in the end but that must have been some ferry crossing!

Remember with the feeding slap on the Lansinoh cream and it will pass

popsycal · 04/11/2008 20:11

well done expat

emjoy bay no 3 - i am emjoying ds3 most out of all 3 at the newborn stage

expatinscotland · 04/11/2008 20:13

ten lashes with a wet noodle for aitch!

i could tell midwives were trying to talk me out of that epidural, because i was having involuntary pushing whilst it was taking effect, then waiting an hour at 10 cm to push.

i didn't wait any for DD2 and wish i had been told i could .

but i didn't let it put me off.

told very hunky anaesthetist i voted for obama because he was better looking than mccain .

well, he is!

did feel him coming out, just not the pain.

have a few stitches.

consultant said he didn't need to do episiotomy though at there was 'a lot of space.'

i said, 'is that code for bucket fanny?'

everyone started laughing.

he came in and there i was spread-eagled and said, 'oh, thank fuck it's not jonathan ross.'

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cupsoftea · 04/11/2008 20:16

Many congrats expat - many best wishes to you all xxx

tribpot · 04/11/2008 20:16

Welcome Struan, love the name, one of my faves.

Well done expat, enjoy!

Cashncarry · 04/11/2008 20:18

Well done Expat and congrats to the new family of five

doggiesayswoof · 04/11/2008 20:19

I'm in awe expat. You managed humour and everything!

Heated · 04/11/2008 20:19

Brilliant!

trixiethepixie · 04/11/2008 20:21

Congratulations expat