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Did anyone/is anyone planning to do any, um, topiary before the birth?

36 replies

Saymyname · 29/05/2008 14:28

Just wondered if there was a general norm when it comes to this?

I normally keep it short myself, but it's a bit tricky at the moment. What is everyone else planning to do? (namechangers welcome!)

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nickytwotimes · 29/05/2008 14:29

i didn't do anything.

maidamess · 29/05/2008 14:30

I think fuzzy pubes will be the least of your problems!

Saymyname · 29/05/2008 14:32

Hmmm, good, so they're not going to recoil in horror or anything then?

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nickytwotimes · 29/05/2008 14:33

Are you kidding!

maidamess · 29/05/2008 14:35

Midwives have seen EVERYTHING. Women with worms, crabs, piercings, poohing everywhere, you name it, they've seen it. Don't worry about their sensitivities! (very polite of you to worry, though )

solo · 29/05/2008 14:35

I'm sure I got the clippers out and a mirror, it's not that hard really. I wouldn't do it with scissors in a mirror though, that'd end in tears!

MrsBadger · 29/05/2008 14:37

I (due to the persuasive powers of MN) had a pedicure and bikini wax the day before dd was born

No-one passed comment but it was nice not to have to think about it for the following few weeks...

Saymyname · 29/05/2008 14:39

Thought about a wax, but then thought. Well, if the issue is showing strangers your pubes then I suppose the waxing itself would be no better because that's still showing a stranger your pubes.

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hanaflower · 29/05/2008 14:46

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hedgehog1979 · 29/05/2008 14:54

I am currently 37+3 and am booked to have my legs and bikini line done on Monday as things haven't been touched down there (so to speak) for about 4 months

dizzydixies · 29/05/2008 14:55

am having mine done (waxed) as last time for emcs the hosp staff had to do it - mortifying in itself but the regrowth wasn't pleasant either [meep]

Oblomov · 29/05/2008 15:08

I regularly give mine a trim with clippers. I will give it a 'clip', prior to birth.

PregnantPenguin · 29/05/2008 15:55

I've been thinking about this lately! So I used this this morning. On the packet it says for bikini area use too, even though the link just says legs.

I normally wax, but feeling much too large to bare all to a slim young thing at my local beauty place. Also, I thought this way I couldn't cut myself. It was great stuff, worked quickly, not sore and didn't smell. (About £5)

dizzydixies · 29/05/2008 16:14

oohhh becareful with the veet unless you're more adept at it than me, I felt the need to tidy prior to dd1 and just threw some in general direction (remembering please I hadn't seen the ole lady garden for months at that point) it meritted me some very strange looks from the staff and am not surprised when I finally saw it - it looked like a bit of a car crash effort

PregnantPenguin · 29/05/2008 16:19

I am probably more bare than I usually go....but that will save me being shaved if I need an emergency CS! It's just so nice not to have a forest down there anymore - not that I can see it...

dizzydixies · 29/05/2008 16:33

am lucky to have a regular lady (who is herself brazilian but doesn't force anything more than you want lol) and she's already booked in to see me prior to this one arriving

Sunshinemummy · 29/05/2008 16:34

I am. I'm having a C-section so consider it essential.

DarthVader · 29/05/2008 16:36

Am I the only one to find bikini waxes TOTAL AGONY?

Legs no problem but bikini wax....I have tried getting pissed first but even that is not the answer...

dizzydixies · 29/05/2008 16:40

darth take a paracetamol before it? make sure you're holding the skin taught and don't look

I don't mind either bikini or legs but have been having them done for years, underarms - no need, no need at all [meep]

hanaflower · 29/05/2008 16:42

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GreenGodess · 29/05/2008 18:48

I always go for a full on wax as I think if i needed an emergency c section I don't want them rushing with a bic razor!

Is nice after too as feels a bit cleaner!

colander · 29/05/2008 19:48

I really couldn't be arsed either time.

Plus I hadn't seen it for about 5 months anyway.

Blueskythinker · 29/05/2008 19:56

Shoukd this not be posted on the gardening section?

Minkus · 29/05/2008 20:09

Lol at gardening blueskythinker

DH has promised to help with mine tonight, I'm 34 wks and havent done it at all since pregnant, now I can't bloody well see it anyway. Its sooo bad it actually stopped me going swimming this morning as I would have been too embarrassed to wear my cossie with ginger spiders legs creeping (well, more like sprinting) out of the side

Crystaltipsandalaistar · 29/05/2008 20:13

The last wax i had gave me huge blood blisters! Beautician wouldn't do the other side! Tried veet, but it itches soooo much when growing back....

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