The inappropriate birth playlist

[Azure83]

The title says it all really. I've started putting together a Spotify playlist to keep me active through early labour (made it public as well). I want all the hilarious / positive / inappropriate songs you can think of!

Some example so far:

Come as you are - Nirvana
Rock with you - MJ
Born this way - Lady Gaga
Chandelier - Sia
Push it - Salt n pepa
Breathe - Blu Cantrel
Under pressure - Queen & Bowie

You see where I'm going with this...

fighter christina aguilera

garbage push it

sia breathe me

pixies gouge away

pink u and your hand

destinys child survivor

survivor eye of the tiger

Someone beat me to it with Ring of Fire

(which incidentally was played through headphones to my friend who was undergoing an MRI scan due to severe bowel problems - he thought it was hilarious)

dylan or gunsnroses knocking on heavens door

Not birth but immediately after.

I used to sing to my reluctant feeder of a dd "Put It In Your Mouth" by akinyele

numb marina and the diamonds

The first cut is the deepest (c-section)
The doors - Break on through
Twist and shout
Keep on running

Disney birth:
Let it go (so many appropriate occasions!)
A whole new world

Ace of Bass "All That She Wants" was the first song on my birth playlist but I got DH to skip it due to a sense of humour failure. DD was born to the second or third song out of approx 100

U2 stuck in a moment

The push it real good song. Make sure you do the movement too. That baby will pop out quicker than Usain bolt.

shawn mendes stitches

I see you baby, shaking that arse, shaking that arse.

Wiggle the baby out.

Sia - titanium. You need to be one to handle it.

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

Bon Jovi - Slippery When wet
Paul Simon - slip slidin' away

(from dh not me!)

Ace of Bass I always thought it said the ace of space.

but my favourite favourite of all time post natal songs are the following.

Helen Austin Childbirth song Tim Minchin Lullaby

Enjoy!

It has to be Martha Wainwright - Bloody Motherfucking Asshole.
"I'm young and I'm strong, but I feel old and tired..."

You should get some twerking songs in there.

Thanks to everyone who contributed! I've had a good laugh today and am actually looking forward to the birth! The list is now over 50 songs with everything, from Justin Bieber to the Doors. No judgement in labour! The playlist is searchable on Spotify under the same name so feel free to follow.