Thanks, Skara, yes there is, status symbol thingy I mean...
Pupuce
I had vaguely heard of them before - but was under the mistaken impression that they were a standard community midwives team - had enough of that to last a lifetime last time, thank you v. much.
I found them on the net - they are self-employed and self-managed, but not quite independent in that they are funded entirely by the NHS (whatever trust Kings is in I assume). They accept referrals from local (they are based in Peckham) GPs and from Kings. They have fantastic outcomes - you're right nothing else like it on the NHS that I've ever heard of.
Unfortunately, my GP does not refer to them. However, I will contact them tomorrow and see which GPs do refer to them...
Places are very limited though, so I'm not sure it would be appropriate for me to try to muscle in on a place - the practice is specifically designed to help the disadvantaged local population...
As I can afford an IM maybe I should stick to that route...
It does beg the question why all midwifery can't be run like this. Sigh.