I don't want a VB or a CS. What are my options?

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no. 3 and due in a few weeks and DO NOT want to give birth again!

Grrrrrrrr!

She can't use the TARDIS. There will be two of her and only one baby. And she'll still be pregnant!!!

Can you imagine the fight over that one? :)

Or maybe just have a sneak peek and realise this baby is worth it in the end?

roundtable How does that work then?

I enjoyed the "as many drugs as possible please, ooh is that a baby, I'm floatylight" method.

What about if I run away?

Osmosis. But not sure how

If you are 39ish weeks pregnant you might not manage to 'run away' as such, more an ungainly waddle.

Total sympathy for you! I have 3 weeks left til DC3 and I'm trying to convince myself it will drop out with minimal effort and pain!

Going to start hanging round waitrose for when this happens so I can get some free shopping for giving birth in there

Expanding belly button syndrome? Baby could just walk out.

You can run, but you can't hide !

< Hums, unhelpful song that just came to mind ! >

Stock up on the pepper and hope for a sneeze birth!

Theone- Mind over matter innit...

I wish my matter obeyed my mind that well.

I'm gonna go with the burping I think. I've been choking on substantial amounts of stomachs acid for some time I bet my body can do it, and a big enough hole must have burnt by now!

Oh. I'm not scared much this time but I really can't be arsed with it. I'd just rather not!

an acquaintance of mine sneezed her baby out.

like this

'ATTTISH.....ooh!?'

it was her first too.

me during my third: 'Do i have to??

whiny toddler voice

Have you not seen 'alien'?
The heimlic manouvre is also supposed to be quite effective.
I have always maintained kangaroos have the right idea...

Can I join in 39+4 with dc absolutely shitting myself, everyone keeps saying how I must be fed up and desperate to get it out. I'm like, no, you just stay put :(

Hi currantbuns - My two were 10 and 8 days late respectively - I was in no hurry either ! Hey, good luck though - it will be fine.

Well this is number 4 and two of them were here by now. But no signs atm. Phew.

good luck!

Oh that's easy, I know the answer to this one, my 8 year-old niece told me.

I'm going to poo it out. Just like a medium-sized no 2. Easy.

DH suggests a Dyson!

Count to 10 and tell it there will be no Cbeebies if it's not out by then.

May as well start as you mean to go on.