Anyone care for a game of NICE c -section guideline bingo?
The idea of this game is to score as many points as possible based on a report of the new NICE guidelines on c-section on maternal request which are due out today (23rd November) and to see which journalists have ACTUALLY read it. Lets see how much negative c-section stuff there is out there shall we?
When the last draft was done, reporting was so bad that the ROCG felt the need to put out a statement about it. I'm not expecting it to be any different.
So folks, here is your point system:
-1000points for any article suggesting that women are "too posh to posh"
-500points for any article starting that women will now have a RIGHT to a c-section on demand.
-400 points for mentioning Victoria Beckham in any context
-300points for stating that a c-section is more expensive than a VB (without mentioning possible downstream costs).
-200points for using an example of a woman who have had an Emergency C-Section, without using an example of a woman who has had an Elective
-100points for mentioning any other celeb.
+100 points for pointing out that these are guidelines and NHS Trusts do not have to follow them.
+200 points for using an example of a women who has had an Elective.
+300 points for mentioning counselling as being part of the process to support a choice
+400 points for mentioning downstream costs in any way shape or form.
+500points for mentioning the words "birth trauma", PSTD or similar or mental health reasons.
+1000points for using the word Tocophobia
Bonus points may be awardable for selective and misleading quoting of professionals or other 'artist' forms of reporting.
Lets see how many newspapers can actually report this document and show they have actually bothered to read it, and aren't obsessed with tabloid sensationalism.
So far, I have four articles prior to publication, so are based on draft still (which hopefully is unlikely to alter hugely):
The BBC One Show, tonight scored -900 tonight.
(-400 for Beckham, -300 for costs, -200 for EMCS example, -100 for other celebs +100 for pointing out they are guidelines and trusts don't have to follow.)
The Guardian have scored an excellent +2000.
www.guardian.co.uk/society/2011/nov/23/nhs-caesarian-nice-guidelines
Well done them!
(+1000 for Tokophobia, +500 for birth trauma/mental health being mentioned several times, +200 for an example of a woman who had an elective, for mentioning counselling)
The Independent a rather short article but not horrendous. -300
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/midwife-shortage-linked-to-rise-in-caesarean-births-6266367.html
(-300 for cost)
The Daily Fail don't actually score anything for this article as they didn't actually say anything about the guidelines at all, though I think they deserve -1500 for inventiveness for linking two stories.
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2064653/Women-elect-Caesarean-risk-having-fatter-babies.html
I'm impressed at their ability to make C-sections look bad by saying that a study of 62 babies shows that c-sections make your children fat! (whilst also not mentioning whether these are EMCS or ELCS or what the BMI of the mother was in the first place which would be quite helpful to understand what the study ACTUALLY found)
I watch with interest to see what the final guidelines will actually be and who reports whats in the document best... and worst...