I challenged a local farm about this today. One of those cafe, farm shop type places, with their poultry pecking around the place as normal.
giraffe: 'why are your hens not being kept in as per DEFRA rules to prevent the spread of Avian 'flu?'
Knobhead: 'Well, we only have a few hens, we're not a big chicken farm.' They had at least 10 pecking around.
giraffe: 'I have fewer than you, and I spoke to DEFRA, and the rules apply to everyone. Mine are in a run. There is a 5k fine if you don't comply.'
Knobhead: 'But we only have a few, you see.'
giraffe: 'Doesn't matter. There's been a cull in Lincolnshire, do you want to be responsible for a cull around here?'
Knobhead, looking disinterested 'I'll do something about it tomorrow.'
giraffe: 'Yes. Well, I will pop back and check, and if you haven't, I will report you to DEFRA. The information has been clear that it applies to everyone.'
Someone in the whole place will have the internet, the radio, and they have enough other animals to be on DEFRA's mailshot list. They have no excuse, other than being selfish cunts who care more about selling overpriced Christmas stuff than looking after their livestock.
Knobhead: 'and what's you're name then?' with a sneer.
giraffe: 'giraffessay'
Knobhead: 'what?'
giraffe: 'GIRAFFESSAY'
Knobhead: 'whats say?'
giraffe: 'GIR AFFE SSAY' figured I don't have a problem with giving knobhead my real name clearly, as I am not breaking the law and being a knob.
Knobhead turns to stomp off.
giraffe: 'And what's your name, please?'
Knobhead: 'My name? It's MR Knobhead.' with big emphasis on the Mr, like the fact he is a Mr is impressive. I actually have a more impressive title, but used my first name.
giraffe: 'See you tomorrow, Mr Knobhead.'
Names changed to protect the selfish.
Honestly, these aren't hobby keepers, they're farmers. Not poultry farmers, but people who lived through foot and mouth etc. I do think it's a waste of bloody time, and that DEFRA are being knee jerk/making it up as they go along. But I am responsible. If there is a restriction, I follow it.
Knobhead, he was.