Oooh how exciting! Ok, so my ideal campsite would be ...
1 - Absolutely no pool, kids club, bar etc.
It's just not what I want from a campsite at all, and in fact, it would really put me off.
The only 'entertainment' I would want on a site would be a good children's play area and a field/paths for them to play ball/ride their bikes/do cartwheels etc.
Curfews are a must, and must be enforced. We camped at a shithole site in North Wales where inconsiderate fuckwits other campers where still blasting music out and swearing like sailors at gone 2 in the morning!!
Hideous!
2 - Location
Somewhere where I could park the car up and walk to where I want to go would be bliss!
Generous pitch sizes
3 - Provisions
A small, well-stocked shop is very handy (milk, bread, sausages, ice-cream etc).
Good washing up facilities.
Lots of toilets/showers so no queuing.
Free hot water (underfloor heating in shower block is a wonderful touch of luxury!)
Freezers for ice-blocks
4 -The Most Important Factor - Cleanliness!
Without a doubt, the most important thing for me is the cleanliness of facilities.
Clean toilets with lots of toilet roll
Clean showers with mop and bucket available
Clean washing up area, with lots of room and bins available
Good luck! I'm very 