[[ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7402923/US-woman-charged-with-assault-for -squirting-breast-milk-at-officer.html haha]] Could this be the response we could give if challenged for breastfeeding in public? Erm possibly not if we are going to be deemed a biohazard and arrested for assault but still felt the article had to be shared with mumsnet!