"Hi, cuz, what'ya doing?"
"Oh, I'm on this internet webby thing - mumsnet, where you share your experiences 'n' stuff..."
"Mmmm...can I see? "
"Yes, take a look....I'm jojoisamum, and I post here from time to time, you know, about when the baby couldn't breastfeed and so on...."
"Hm....looks like some people are saying that if you formula feed your baby's gonna get fat or spotty, is that right?"
"Well, it's daft, 'cos some of us haven't got a choice. I mean, remember what happened to you, with you know, your nipples...."
"Yeah - here, let me tell the world about that one and I'll just post here, shall I, in this white box [type type type type type} Now what?"
"Just click on post message....that's it."
'But cuz, that looks as if it is you who had the sexual assault...."
"I know, but no one will notice."