I hate you. I hate the way you course my baby pain even when she's on meds.
I hate the way you make her teeny hands scrunch up and pummel my boob when she's hungry but in pain.
I hate the way you've made me try two types of formula because I don't want her to hurt any more.
I hate the tears you bring and that I'm constantly telling her it will be over soon when she's a bit older.
We will beat you though. We've got through a traumatic birth so fuck you up the bum.
We are seeing a cranial osteopath as well so neh neh!
If I have to hang a witchy type bundle above her rocker I will do but you will not beat us you wanker.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Sorry ladies. Bad few weeks. Thought if I anthropaporphised the bastard that is reflux it would help me.
The tosser.