I've only been back on the coffee a number of weeks, in fact it was only 3 weeks ago that my coffee machine came back out of the cupboard where it had been put away before xmas. rots I fully intend to order a mojito in Newcastle just to garner one of those looks. I'm not even a drinker but I'd like to order it to piss people off. I'll chase it down with a fag & some stilton of course. Before galloping off on my mighty steed for some fox-hunting.
cunty I'll have you know that my trumps are repulsive. I'm glad you're having a lovely time and I can't believe you, YOU of all people are getting gooey about baybee-shiz.
jailbait is just back from Boots where he's been to collect the free baybee box. It haz a dummy, a bottle, a toy, a soft cloth (?), some lotions & potions and an energy drink for mum. Which I trust contains amphetamines. And nappies. Whilst I'm going to do washable I think it makes sense to have some disposables at the ready too.
honey I had a Baileys on boxing day just because I could - I was ~10.5 weeks. Those lot have been drinking like navvies all through and their baybees still appear to be fine.
I will do a tummy photo but I'm out late tonight so it'll be tomorrow night. I'm going to cut the head off and stick it on tinypic.com rather than here. Faaaar too many weirdos around these parts.