Just logged on to see how Nutty was doing and if there was any news. Alas no. You should have put your bum in the air and cried like MathsMummy!! But at least you are not suffering too badly, Nutty. I too will donate my last Lindt chocolate Easter bunny as an offering to the labour gods, alongside the Pringles.
You do realise you may have a brilliant second stage because of the loose ligaments in the pelvis???
Having read posts of people still pg, I am so relieved Felix is out, and I don't have to go through that last few weeks of pg thing EVER AGAIN, although I did in a fit of total madness say today to DH that if he won the lottery, or got a job paying a quarter of a million squids, and could buy in masses of help and therapy, I might just consider having a fifth because Felix is a cutie pie.
However this is dangerous talk indeed, and I think I should now dwell on the feeling of second stage, and the associated discomfort to my bits this week, in order to put myself off the idea very fast.
In relation to my bits, the mw has brought round some hand made bags of herbs that smell vile, but are for soaking with in the bath, and the first one proved to be very soothing. Things may be looking up on that front.