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Due April 2009 - Chapter 24: Pulling the Plug on the April babies!!!

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BabyBolat · 25/03/2009 10:59

Here we go again....

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 12:54

thanks anyway Juw we might as well stay here now though might be safer on the floor wanna mini egg??

Juwesm · 27/03/2009 12:54

Twinklesmile Dazzlemist is surely your My Little Pony name?

Juwesm · 27/03/2009 12:55

Ooh, please. Just one??? [poor puppydog face]

Comfy down here.

Juwesm · 27/03/2009 12:56

Is that your Ma mud-diving in the background with her top off?

SpringySunshine · 27/03/2009 12:56

Well I was deliberately avoiding calling myself Clyt, obviously

Although if there was another girl there called Honeyring, it mightn't be too bad.

Puzzle, your dad doesn't happen to be single & looking for some lovin' does he? I would be very interested.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 12:57
Juwesm · 27/03/2009 12:57

The Puzzles at home

PuzzleRocks · 27/03/2009 12:59

Ju - That is my ma with her dirty pillows out. Best fun bags in four counties!

SpringySunshine · 27/03/2009 12:59

The cartoon hillbilly's hair looks way better than mine. This is a sad state of affairs.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 13:00

Springy - Honeyring is me so you're in luck

Clyt & Honeyring on another whirlwind adventure.....

surprisenumber3 · 27/03/2009 13:01

OMG I have just met my cervix for the first time! Was beginning to think I haven't got one!

So it is squishy and feels like a long horizontal slit in it and baby's head!! OMG OMG was so unreal...the cervix is total unknown territory to me!

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 27/03/2009 13:02

Loving the names...

I've just eaten two creme eggs and fancy a snooze now - see you all in a bit!

bronze · 27/03/2009 13:03

why do I have this image of your clit popping out to say hello
ok it was in cartoon form otherwise I think the image would have send me to therapy

PuzzleRocks · 27/03/2009 13:04

Springy - Why would he need to be single? He don't belong to no goddamn woman, he's a man.

bronze · 27/03/2009 13:04

lol I mean cervix but just read nutty saying clyt
omg I so need to get my head sorted

SpringySunshine · 27/03/2009 13:04

I think they should commission that as a tv show, Nutty Honeyring

Ooh, surprise, the signs are definitely there! How are you feeling now?

& KittyCat, you didn't offer the Creme Eggs around?

surprisenumber3 · 27/03/2009 13:05

lol bronze, sorry for the image but I have been rummaging in vain for weeks

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 13:05

Suprise - congratulations

SpringySunshine · 27/03/2009 13:05

bronze

& Puzzle, you make a very valid point! Can you hook us up? I have all of my own teeth, so I know he'll be interested!

surprisenumber3 · 27/03/2009 13:07

I'm ok thanks springy, they were every 8 mins but then 11 so maybe they are easing off - we will see!

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 13:07

Springy - it has to be done

Bronze - lol

Suprise - you packed and ready?? how are you doing?

KittyCatIsGettingFat · 27/03/2009 13:08

Sorry Springy - there were only 2 left...

Not to worry - I'm going to the shop later - any special requests?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 13:10

Springy - he might prefer no teeth, better suction apparently

Juwesm · 27/03/2009 13:11

LMAO at clit popping out to say hello!

Nutty - picture for you on my profile - want some (don't tell anyone).

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 27/03/2009 13:11

Kitty - a chocolate eclair would be lovely please

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