Sorry ladies! How could I forget!
Provided I've done this properly, here he is 
Labour was a bit mental. I went in and was told that I was clearly having strong contractions a minute apart, but my cervix wasn't even 1cm dilated and was still 2cm long, so I was asked go home and they said they would see me in 24 hours or so. We got home, and my meconium filled waters broke shortly afterwards so called back and went back in - where to their total shock I was already at 3cm. They were very impressed with my controlled breathing techniques!
Couldn't have my water birth, so gas and aired for a while but the baby's rates kept dropping. They weren't sure if it was the rate of labour or distress so offered a section but as labouring was still going like the clappers, I was still managing with the gas and didn't want to try and stay still for an epidural or have full anaesthetic so that seemed faster.
When we got to the push stage they kept seeing the top of the head appear and draw back again, then realised the cord was twice around his neck and somehow wasn't long enough for him to get out, so I needed an episiotomy and for them to cut the cord while he was still inside and help him out with forceps.
They did that, checked him over and stitched me up, but I kept loosing more and more blood and they then noticed a haematoma.
At some point my womb had been punctured so had filled with blood and clots so I had an epidural and then surgery to repair.
Felt so sorry for my poor husband as I think it was actually worse for him than for me!
I don't feel at all traumatised although they have offered to go through everything with me if needed. I had a really fantastic level of care and it's testament to it that I came home yesterday after giving birth and going through all the rest on Sunday morning.