Hop aboard the good ship JS Grads for it's sweet 16th pregnancy party. Don your party hats, grab a bouncy ball and quaff copious amounts of raspberry leaf to celebrate our coming of age!

[Minion]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 16th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 33rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Oh no min (just caught up on thread) what a horrible morning. Hope the hosp sort themselves out - what a cowbag on the phone some people are beyond belief!
Sending positive thoughts to your dad xx

Oh god min how awful, sending lots of positive waves for your dad. Hope babymin stays put and also that you get someone other than that awful woman next time when you phone up. That's just shite and unhelpful :(

Hope dh gets home soon and you get on your way. Be safe and yes, don't forget your notes xxxx

min sending positive thoughts to your dad for a speedy recovery. So sorry you're having to deal with this. Personally I think there should be an annual compassion test for health care workers, with any who don't score in the upper 50th being removed to non-client facing admin and cleaning duties for the year.

la definitely pg spidey senses. I am currently trying to block out the smell of a colleagues beautiful roses - lovely but overwhelming from about 40 feet away!!

Is pregnancy rage a thing? I feel ANGRY today. Big time.

Yes!

Fleur - pregnancy rage is definitely a thing...I get it a lot, especially on public transport and with Mr B when I'm tired...last night it was about how it was all right for him, sitting there drinking his wine while I cooked the dinner (in reality, all I had to do was put some breaded fish in the oven and microwave some pre-packaged mash)...my rage is usually followed by tears and apologies.

min - so sorry to hear about your Dad - sending thoughts and prayers and hoping all is well. That bint on the phone would definitely have got the rough end of my rage - what a cow!

La - hope you have a lovely relaxing time with MaLa...take it easy on that train and chill out. x

The smell thing is really tough isn't it? I had to put the bins out yesterday and had about 5 takes on trying to get the bag tied up through retching. Think this will be a boy job from here on in. The dishwasher has a similar effect - even when it's clean...weird.

8+5 today! 10 days to scan (or 'minion viewing' as MrB calls it!)

Oh Min sending lots of healing thoughts and prayers to your dad. I would mention the completely unhelpful phone call when you see one of the Docs/MWs.

Pregnancy rage, pregnancy nose, both present and correct here.

Bother bins definitely a boy job these days! Actually my DSS is earning himself significant stepson points as he has taken it upon himself to do it several times now, as I always get cross with DH for not tucking the bag in properly and DSS is a fastidious sort who takes proper time and care to get the liner just right.

Fleur pg rage is normal, and only to be expected, when one is dealing with the start reality of no alcohol at all for upwards of a year, possibly more, depending on one's the commitment to bfeeding.

I'm feeling so emotional and needy today and I don't really know why. I feel like I might cry at the slightest thing, I'm on edge ha!

I know lauren., I'm already nearly in tears at seeing my mum, like when you are wee and are brave when you hurt yourself until you see your mum and she gives you a cuddle.

I can smell salt and vinegar. It's killing me. I've wrapped up the rubbish but can still smell it.

And I had pg rage at dh last night. He did all the cleaning and cooked dinner but I still raged at him for sitting down playing with his phone. Horrible wife :(

Oh lauren un-MNy hugs for you dear girl. This is like the flipside of the rage, and for me, they often alternate with lightning speed that can make Mr Fresh's head spin!!

Sending hugs also Lauren

Ah good, I am not going mad. I have come home for lunch and am shaking with rage over something really silly.

Pull.yourself.together.woman.

Oh what's made you rage fleur?

min Sorry to hear you're dad's taken a turn, hope he gets better and mimimin stay's put!

fleur YES! Pregnancy rage is a thing, I am mostly fuelled by it at the moment, and it gives me a slightly vindictive streak :P I find myself constantly having to stop, count to ten and just breathe to avoid hitting people over completely inconsequential things!!

What's the ragey for fleur? Rage definitely a thing for me too... Poor old MrPopz...

Just an email I got at work where the person was being a bit rude (to my mind) I usually respond sweetly ( just to annoy people more) but this time I bit and was rude back.

The recipient then moaned to my boss who laughed it off as I am usually really laid back.

Made me RAGE. I am back at my desk and can't get it off my mind I just want to go home and curl up on the sofa.

At least your boss laughed about it! I'm so glad I don't have colleagues!

My work is so frigging political it drives me nuts! I just put something up on Facebook to advise people to take care about something and got a message from someone saying they think I should take it down as we are trying to keep low key about that at the moment

Um...it's MY Facebook page, not work page!?

God Lala, fb and work rarely mix well. Delete your colleagues?

Min so sorry to hear about your Dad. Really hope he's ok and that you manage to get an appointment sorted. Hope Minion isn't keen to make an appearance any time soon.

Found you!

Just being brave enough to put my head around the door and say 'hi'. Have had scan, due date now 3rd June, and yesterday I actually bought something for the baby.

Hope you're all well, have to post and run for now but I'll be back to chat. :)

I have to be super careful about what I do on Twitter (I get around it by not doing anything!) I don't have any colleagues on Facebook so I tend to do what I like there.

Ah yes the RAGE. I find myself biting my tongue a lot as I'm poised to overreact to anything

I tried to play the pregnancy card to get out of a trip to Poland in January. Turns out you can fly at 30 weeks. D'oh! Thankfully someone else is running with it.

Shouldn't I be done with period pains by now? Definitely got an grumbly womble. Tried having a poo - didn't help. Not getting much movement either today but not sure if I'm far enough along to be concerned or not?

I think they say patterns of movement after 24 weeks Pis. Regardless of this, if you have a dodgy feeling phone up.

Congratulations Before, glad the scan went well!

I am so close to falling asleep at work.

I'm 24 +1 - close enough?

Hi Before!

I'm dreadful in the afternoons. In theory I have a room to nap rest in if I want however it's in use by HR for the time being so I can't exactly interrupt them for a snooze

Hi before!

I would ring pis, it's what they're there for and they can reassure you!

I want macaroni cheese, macaroni cheese will make me vom but I want it...ah the dilemma!