Dp back to work today for the first time 
I am now trying to juggle a 3 yr old a 1 yr old and a 19 day old baby who won't latch on or sleep if I put him down why is there no crying emoticon
I still need to wrap up, make Xmas cookies for kids and Santa do loads of washing, the sink full of dishes I was left this morning, take kids to see Santa and now wash all the onsies and dressing gowns ready for the polar express train tomorrow argggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
mum the looks of pity used to royally boil my piss annoy me too, I'm sending you all the regular contractiony vibes I can muster.
stom and the rest of the still due ladies chant after me
our babies will beat santa
our babies will beat santa
our babies will beat santa
Xxxx