I tried to find my cervix a couple of weeks ago 
Turns out, I either have short arms, short fingers, or a huge frickin' bump. Or maybe a combination... I couldn't find it. Well, reach it should I say!
I've got more gloves and lube here... maybe I could give it another try 
Just got home from fireworks. Got stuck in traffic. Got one of those BH's that makes you wonder if things are starting. I was driving. Was considering asking the police if I could be let through. But then lady in labour driving may not go down too well... and I wasn't in labour. Damn it!
Got home and the dog has had a bloody party while we've been gone. I think.
Clary sage bath ready and waiting... off I go!