Really, really gross stuff boys do.

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Sticking bogies on his sister's forehead during the night? Anyone who can trump that?

Eating his bogies and encouraging me to 'try it' off his finger because they are apparently rather delicious!

breathe.... disgusting little puppy dogs tail merchants

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ew mind don't do anything bogey related

PLaying the poo, wee game. Seeing what the smallest container he can wee in is other than the toilet. God its gross, and funnily enough really not allowed!

Biting toenails. Wanting to bite my toenails.

Ds used to wipe his bogeys on the wall, now he just eats them. He also picks his toenails.

Oh god, I hate the bogey stuff.

It's not just boys, you know. My dd(4) can be truly revolting.

hmmmm....you've all seen nothing yet!!

the teenage years,now just imagine the grossness.....think hard ladies....

Getting poo on his fingers whilst wiping his bottom and then wiping his hand on the wall next to the toilet.

Depositing bogies down the arm of the sofa.

Biting his toenails - mind you, I did that when little.

Drinking water from the garden water feature. The water is rank but they strangely never got sick.

today i noticed someone has been wiping their bogeys on the door frame in the loo at work. that is gross

Ewww, I have to say the wiping of the poop on the wall has to be the most disgusting (so far) (barf)

This is brilliant. I loved the fitting poo/wee into containers!

My DS has been found prone in the street, with his tongue in a puddle. It was of a piece with the dirt-eating phase he was going through (he was hungry), so we weren't too surprised.

More, please! Speaking of teenagers, ThreeBlondBoys, have a look at this thread. It is bloodily, disgustingly hilarious.

When his (six years younger sister) had chicken pox he was delighted that there were so many scabs to pick .... and they didn't hurt (him) .....and she couldn't tell me what he was doing.....until I walked in and caught him at it .
She now has a permanent scar on her forehead.

pluperfect - love that thread, hilarious! Had to stop reading it as am at work and don't want colleagues to ask why I am laughing!

bet mine is the most icky so far.....DS(3.5) used to until recently (when wearing PJs and no pants) put his finger up his bum then offer same finger for me and DH to "try"......

Oh the shame..

Ohhhhh, niiiice. Bum Lolly!

My DS1 is 2 and if he poohs in his nappy he sticks his hand in it and wipes it all over his
other hand. We are potty training now and he seems to have stopped. It was an utterly gross habit

ds found this and I thought of you lot

Yes to the teenage years!!

DS (14) has been obsessed with getting some armpit hair and has been showing his 3 sisters his "man hair" this week! Also, why does he constantly have to be moving around the bits in his pants? He says they are all getting in the way now they are becoming manly!!

Ahhh, sweet! That's not gross at all, PositiveAttitude

Ds was sticking a pencil up his foreskin the other day...I found that quite disturbing!

Now, how on earth do you know that, FreakoidOrganisoid?!

DS is only 6 months but he has already discovered that if he grabs his winkie during nappy change, it makes him grin. Not disgusting as such, but a bit disconcerting. I had no idea they started so young

He is 2.5 pluperfect, sat in the sitting room doing it until I removed the pencil!

PMSL, FreakoidOrganisoid, I had visions of a 15 year old exhibitionist masochist!