Really, really gross stuff boys do.

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Sticking bogies on his sister's forehead during the night? Anyone who can trump that?

I'm lmao at this thread! My ds is only 8mo so I've got all this to come! I remember babysitting a little boy who used to try fishing his poo out of the toilet, not as disgusting as some of the stories on here but enough to gross me out at 16!

Ha ha this is so funny! Apparently, my 2 uncles used to take off their pants and trousers, climb a tree and sit on the same branch before having a competition to see whose turd would hit the ground first!!! They also used to see who could wee higher up the (outside) wall! Lovely! Can't wait for my 2 boys to start this...

Not gross as such, but I wish he wouldn't do it: DS1 (5) can NOT leave his willy alone. Well, I'm assuming he does at school as no one's mentioned it, but at home whenever he's in pants or pjs he is incessantly fiddling. And it's not even just fiddling, he's always stretching it as far as it'll go or doing that thing where he pushes it back inside the foreskin, which always reminds me of Puppetry of the Penis. Maybe he'll take it on the road one day...

no ds here, but dd saves her farts until she sees someone, then she'll sit on the poor unsuspecting victim and let rip whilst wetting herself laughing. When she can breathe she will say "I trumped on you" she is 2.10.

Ds2, 8, is always covered in scrapes and cuts. He's recently discovered the joys of picking the scabs and eating them.

My boys kill flies together. I don't approve but they are strangely quiet while doing it and are not fighting, for once, so I shamefully let them get on with it.

My younger one also likes to drop his toothbrush down the loo. Gross.

Ditto with the can't leave his willy alone.

He'll proudly say "Look mummy. I made it big"

"That's nice dear."

My DS 3.5 says look mummy my willy has a bone in it!

I think his grossest habit is picking hairs off the sofa/floor/clothes and eating them. It makes me so mad and he just says its alright mummy it is just my habit.

My two year old found a little scab on my face and attempted to pull it off whilst chanting "eat it, eat it!"