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Has anyone ever had an exorcism performed on their children?

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RosemaryWoodhouse · 14/08/2007 00:08

I think my sweetheart's nephew could be suffering from demonic possession! I know it's not cool to consider this sort of thing in this day and age but when I look into his eyes it scares me. It's like there is no soul there, they are just so cold and inhuman - not a trace of compassion.

I feel guilty because my sweetheart's sister-in law just turns up at our house out of the blue without even considering whether we have plans or the inconvenience it might cause. Anyway, she came last week and I saw her on the path outside our house so I hid upstairs like a coward until she went away. It is so humiliating having to hide in your own house.

But this boy scares me. At his school there are problems because he has to see a pyschiatrist after pushing another child to the floor and repeatedly kicking him in the head. The other child's parents wanted him expelled but the school has a 'no exclusion' policy, so lucky for him. I know how they feel because he jumped on my cat once and tried to bite off its tail. He partially severed it and it had to be amputated. He picks things up and is always smashing stuff, and his mother says there is nothing she can do about it so he just behaves like a wild animal. I don't want him in my house - this isn't a normal little boy misbehaving, I think there is real evil in there.

The doctors have there theories, I have mine. I come from a church going family and the more I think about it the more I become convinced he could be possessed by a demon. I spoke to my minister about it and although he has no expertise in the area he has read of instances where children have been possessed (and apparently is quite common in Islam), and from my description he said he can't rule it out but would need to actually examine the child himself. I have been thinking of offering to babysit the child for the day (I know his mother would leap at the chance to foist him on to us) and to take him to see the priest. The way I see it even if he performs an exorcism and demonic possession isn't the cause, at least we will know for sure. I think if I just knew it was a mental sickness I wouldn't be so afraid of him and could make more effort.

My sweetheart is very unsure because his family is not religious at all and he says they would be furious if they found out I'd got someone to perform an exorcism on the child. I'm just at my wits end and I am in a genuine quandary about how to tackle this...

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LelsandZaffy · 14/08/2007 08:55

Shaaaazam!!

Rhubarb · 14/08/2007 08:55

Well come on! Here I am waiting to impart my extensive knowledge of this subject, honestly I don't have all day you know! Tsk.

Rhubarb · 14/08/2007 08:55

btw that's my dd in the profile pics, she has benefitted hugely from this procedure.

totaleclipse · 14/08/2007 08:56

If you are serious, then I think as someone has said, abuse within his home is a more likely factor, if your first thought was that this child is possessed then you are not the full ticket yourself...........god, I hope this is a wind-up.

harleyd · 14/08/2007 08:57

pmsl at profile pic!!!!!!!!!!!

StarryStarryNight · 14/08/2007 08:57

Before or after, Rhubarb, that is what I would like to know?

What do you think about my aproach of undercooked peas to fart the demon out??

elesbells · 14/08/2007 08:58

ah its rosemary

hows your sex life? still noisy? have you been evicted yet?

totaleclipse · 14/08/2007 09:02

Is your nephew called Damian? Is your name really Rodney? What a plonker

harleyd · 14/08/2007 09:04

you would need to get the priest to visit you at your own house, do you know how ticky it could be if you try to take a demon into the church. oh and make sure you have him tied really secure to the bed. have you mentally prepared yourself for the headspinning

LelsandZaffy · 14/08/2007 09:06

Rhubarb I am intrigued, please enlighten us with your method... Just in case! Should be a must for all expectant mothers, like a first aid course!

Rhubarb · 14/08/2007 09:06

After obviously! What do you think?

Now, I suggest you contact your local catholic church who will be able to contact one of their leading exorcisers for you. They are very successful. If you lived near me I'd come and do it for you, after all my dd hardly has any "incidents" now after the last projectile vomiting and head twisting incident.

Nbg · 14/08/2007 09:08

Ahhh you need Malory.

Her children were making a ducking stool the other day.
If you ask her nicely she might lend it to you.

(farking nutter)

saggarmakersbottomknocker · 14/08/2007 09:10

PMSL at your beautiful baby pic Rhubarb. Is that before or after the exorcism?

LelsandZaffy · 14/08/2007 09:10

Well yes, dunking stool could also be quite useful!

I wonder if she rents out and if she has an hourly rate or daily?

Sparkletastic · 14/08/2007 09:11

madamez - were you possessed between your 1st and 2nd posts?! Rosemary's holiday job must have fallen through so nowt to do until term starts... How we've missed you Rosemary and your sweetheart of course

Nbg · 14/08/2007 09:11

Dont know if she charges.
Could be a definate niche in the market though.

Maybe she should look into it.

Rhubarb · 14/08/2007 09:12

What you do is this, you have to wear surplice and a stole and enter the house with the words "In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost Amen" making a triple sign of the cross at the same time. Then you recite the Gradual Psalms whilst sprinkling the subject with holy water. After that you read extracts from the Gospel concerning Zacchaeus, insense is then used, the whole house must be insensed. The subject is then touched by the crucifix whilst reciting prayers and litanies, this causes the demon great pain and distress. When it then departs from the body you can set about it with clubs and sticks. Be careful not to fart at the same time as the demon can enter another body in this way.

Rhubarb · 14/08/2007 09:12

I ask for payment in guinness.

Rhubarb · 14/08/2007 09:15

Irrelevent info alert: The priest who starred in The Exorcist was a Roman Catholic priest and indeed the filmmakers were advised by the Vatican.

Whopper!

IsabelWatchingItRainInMacondo · 14/08/2007 09:17

Oh you bunch of faithless women!, the world is being dominated by evil because nobody cares! The diluvium coming back on us again, and rather than being fairful and retake your faith you are here questioning if the boy is posesed? good heavens!

Don't pray for the child without using a protective charm on you (and a surgical face mask in case demon decides to getto you through your mouth)

LelsandZaffy · 14/08/2007 09:17

(Am waiting for human rights activists to comment on demons having feelings ref- 'When it then departs from the body you can set about it with clubs and sticks'
comment)

Wilkie · 14/08/2007 09:18

Does anyone else think our Rosie looks possessed on her profile photo??

FioFio · 14/08/2007 09:19

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allgonebellyup · 14/08/2007 09:20

"my sweetheart"

WTF is that all about for a start??

Rhubarb · 14/08/2007 09:21

Well yes there are those who argue that demons should be able to live with all the rights afforded them that we have. But you see, you can't just enter anybody you like, you must have legal consent first. Otherwise just think of the consequences - everytime you farted you'd be in danger of turning into a 180 degree head turning, vomiting, swearing, masturbating bastard!