What is your two-year-old's slogan?

[NotQuiteCockney]

Mine has two:

• me no like it
• me do it

He can pretty much get by on just those two statements.

'oh, I see' don't know where he got that from
'get my bob the builder bag, go Jonah's house my lunch' wants to leave home already!

DD's slogan at 2 was "In a minute"
DD's slogan at 17 is........"In a minute"
Some things don't change

Weeee weeee cummin........

Whats your name?......

Oooops a Daisy

Oh mumma.

I love you

and when we're in public she now says Oh Bugger!
I stupidly shouted that the other day when I went the wrong way down a one way duel carrageway! - (must get an early night)

DS1's is "naughty Eoin"

DS2 gets blamed for everything, even though he is only 5 months old and had only just mastered rolling over.

His other favourite is "Mine Thomas*" and "Daddy's remote control"

(*Delete and replace with any other Thomas the sodding Tank Engine trian where applicable. Current fave is Mavis)

"I don't like it At All!"

"DS1 do it"

"Sainsbees, try something new today"

"Noooo, DS2, SHARE!"

"Huggle Mummy onna sofa"

"DS1 galloping!"

Oh, and "Look, there's preschool/Granny's/a bridge round the corner, can you see it?"

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humnkermunker - we have 'cuggle me' every five minutes here!!

"I'm hungry"

(normally every 5 mins but hes been poorly so its been sadly missing today )

'Not me' (when asked who is responsible for spilled juice/terrible stench etc)

'My luff you'

DS1s other one is "Eoin's walking"

Again, impressive for a 5 month old baby.

'nope' 'yup' 'hmmm-mmm' and 'im coming kicole'(nicole)

oh and 'muuum boo' 'boo booo boooo muuuuuuuuum'

(boo=breastfeed)

DD

"Mee-mee where HAR you?"

"Nigey stop tickling me"

"I am a tiger grrrrrr"

"Where do you live? Swansea?"

no mummy noooooo mummy no no nooooooo no mummy noooooo mummy no .....

"why and coz?"

Oh, DS2 likes to point out "boobies" anywhere he can. "I see boobies down there" if he looks down my top. Any posters with women in bikinis on the tube are greeted with "boobies!". As is Olivia the Pig wearing a bikini.

his current faves are....

oh dear
dadeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (used for everyone, the dog, me, nanny etc)
jooooooce (even when asking for food)

he likes to stretch out his words at the moment!!!

oh yeah and no! is very popular too!

She's two on Thursday and her motto is definitely 'let ME do it!'

lol NQC, are all 2yo boys obsessed with boobies? when ds1 was about that age we were sitting on a crowded bus and he leaned over, pointed to my top and whispered conspiratorially to an old man "Mummy has got boobies in there!" Mortifying

Hot Wheels - beat that!! (In an American accent)

LOL IW! DS1 is convinced that DS2 is 28 years old. DS1, however, is two three and quarters.

After watching the news with us the other day, DS (nearly 2) went around saying "impeach Bush!" for a while.