DS is 13 months old. Today he has...
Sung wind the bobbin ("why da bob bob") approximately 76 times, complete with actions and a round of applause afterwards.
Cuddled the cat ("awwww tuddle cat") until the cat was left a husk of its former self on the kitchen floor.
Helped me clean out the saucepan cupboard. This was a very loud, bangy job and also a sopping wet job.
Had a bath in the sink. Twice
Spent an inordinate amount of time removing my shoes from the shoe rack and filling them with lego.
Run around shouting "go baba go go go" and pausing to throw his hands in the air and shout "winnnneeeeerrrrrr".
Danced to some folk music.
Climbed the bookcase. Twice
Played throw/catch with his sister and laughed so much at her sound effects, he had tears in his eyes and was unable to stay standing.
Answered the phone to MIL and shouted "hello yes yes go no cat up no down no bye bye" and hung up before I could get there.
Stole dh's olives out of the fridge, ate most of them and put the pot in the bin and dh's olive spoon in the washing up bowl (well trained).
Built a tower and stood guard next to it for 20 minutes, shouting at us if we approached. He then knocked it down and ran off.