On the advice of Liffey and after you slated my last girl's name, what about............

[ILoveBrucie]

Brucie?

For a girl

Not totally a piss take, you have lots of both names, eg Leslie/Lesley, Tracie/Tracey, Charlie/Charlie etc

The more I think about it the more I think it holds promise

OK Mumsnetters, please be nicer to me than last time, what do you all think?

Bryce is hideous though. IloveBrucie, don't you go loving Bryce just cos it's got a Y in it now!!!

I know a grown-up Bruce who is great and a successful professional, so obviously hasn't held him back at all

I can't find the babyname thread where the mother wanted to call her DS Bear. That was good too.

You're not giving yourself individuality in this world of 'clones' - you are simply allying yourself with another group, the chavvy group. Mis-spelling names deliberately is one of the most conformist things you can do.

Far better to choose an original, unusual name and spell it properly.

I bet you won't meet another little girl called Brucie in your life so it is unique

Chillax all, at least I don't have the authority to name your babies

My name is Brucie.

but

I am a man

I know a grown-up/now old man Bruce who was a vile perv.

Yuk.

The husband of one of my mother's lifelong friends, too.

Errrm
Maybe 3rd time lucky Ilovebrucie.

I've just volunteered mine and your services IloveBrucie here!

Thanks Heated, my first job offer in over 7 years