Oh god. The shame of finding myself on this section but GIVE ME BOYS' NAMES PLEASE

[FrannyandZooey]

I am so stuck. I have girls' names galore, please give me nice slightly arty boys' names that won't get hugely popular in a year or two

Hmm. I know a few Hectors. And a Samson.

Proctor

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Now that's good, but it'll end up that the name is actually Procter and that's not so nice. This has been my experience tonight anyway.

How about Clay?

Oh, pruners, that's awful. Finley teh Fire Engine becoming a propaganda tool for Management Consultants

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dd loves finley teh fire engine, she sings the song at the top of her lungs.

Ninian

and I LOVE Balthazar

I love Psmith too. Wasn't he a Rupert?

God, Cosy Moments is funny. Actually we have rawther Wodehousian names here so that's where I need to look for inspiration.

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Thye love anything with a catchy song though. Even Pinky Pinky Poo.

Clay sounds like someone from an American soap opera like Sunset Beach. 'Clay Jorano'

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i think i may even prefer psmith to wooster... [heretic]

ninian is good but suffers when placed beside their surname.

why am i doing this again pruni?

Doctor Proctor the arse prodder.

john procter, wasn't he the hunk in the crucible?

if only franny's surname was Fungy-phipps. that would be so great.

Pongo?

Oofy?

Galahad
Willoughby
Anatole
Tuppy
Gussie
Pongo
Watkyn
Catsmeat Potter Pirbright?

Aldous
Percy