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Crazy names you didn’t use?

109 replies

AragornsManlyStubble · 17/06/2020 21:22

Oh, is mine a list to be judged. Grin

For my 1st, I fully admit I shouldn’t have been allowed to name a cat, let alone a child. She narrowly avoided being called Keilani Aqua.

I hang my head in shame.

My 2nd escaped any really dodgy possibilities, lucky thing.

My 3rd......Well on the list were Scipio, Zealand and Rockford. I hadn’t learned my lesson from number 1.

Not saying I don’t still like them, but I know now they shouldn’t have been on the list!

What names did you have on The List, that you look back and think ‘How was I THAT crazy?’ Grin

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CorianderLord · 19/06/2020 15:53

@wilberforce I know a 25-year-old called woody and it really suits him! I fancied him at school and no one every seemed to call him anything phallic

IJumpedAboardAPirateShip · 19/06/2020 15:55

I really wanted Talisker (still think it’s an awesome name!)

IJumpedAboardAPirateShip · 19/06/2020 15:57

Also I vetoed them because of connotations but I love the names Iago and Ophelia

Luzina · 19/06/2020 16:01

I was very keen on Sunny for a girl. Had boys though.

CorianderLord · 19/06/2020 16:15

@secretwitch well thank god, Jezebel just means 'Whore'.

CorianderLord · 19/06/2020 16:15

Also known a Sunny, and she was. I like Sunny.

SecretWitch · 19/06/2020 16:19

@CorianderLord

Also known a Sunny, and she was. I like Sunny.
I know it’s inappropriate but I just love the sound!

I think I shall name my next female cat Jezebel.

SecretWitch · 19/06/2020 16:19

Oops, I meant to quote @CorianderLord

Icanttakethiscrapanymore · 19/06/2020 16:25

I loved tiger lily for my dd but wasn’t brave enough and when I was pregnant with ds I was considering Teddy if he was a girl but not a boy.

Both ended up with beautiful traditional names but sometimes I wish I’d been a bit braver.

managedmis · 19/06/2020 16:26

Quentin

bluemoon2468 · 19/06/2020 16:27

I had Sunny on my girl list as well. DH was like errrr no. Also October, which I still like in theory for a book character or something, just think it would have been a bit much in real life (imagine shouting it across the playground 🙈) Winter and Ember were other unusual contenders had we been having a girl 😕

managedmis · 19/06/2020 16:28

One of our cousins is called Maverick - even more curious is they are French and have a really French surname

Wither · 19/06/2020 17:45

I really like Winter, less so when it’s paired with Rose as that seems a bit obvious.

Flyingarcher · 20/06/2020 12:15

@aragorns that is a very distinguished ferret then. I also like Benedict but round about that time every child was called Ben and I do think of Bendicks Mints!

Orphlids · 20/06/2020 12:38

If this baby had been a boy, I honestly think we might have named it Uther Pendragon. My DP was totally onboard - no calming voice of sanity in my ear.

Puppilangstrumpf · 20/06/2020 13:02

Quentin

What's crazy about that? Smile Honestly wondering as we have one!

AragornsManlyStubble · 20/06/2020 13:09

I’m the worst person to be a calming voice of sanity!

‘Should I call my baby Spartacus?’

‘Yes. Yes you should.’

‘What about ‘Joanofarc? All one word!’

‘That’s awesome, and will absolutely suit a modern child!’

I love unusual names and only rarely has someone crossed my barrier of ‘Too Much’!

He is far from distinguished, just a wriggly mad sausage of fur! Grin

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MadCoffeeLady · 20/06/2020 13:10

Bambi 😬

SpringSpringTime · 20/06/2020 14:10

Lol @Orphlids one or the other, not both together! Uther for preference. I also like Derion (as in the saint who rides a stag)

Orphlids · 20/06/2020 15:28

@SpringSpringTime, in for a penny, in for a pound!

SpringSpringTime · 20/06/2020 15:38

[quote Orphlids]@SpringSpringTime, in for a penny, in for a pound![/quote]
Grin

SecretWitch · 20/06/2020 16:14

@MadCoffeeLady

Bambi 😬
I went to school in the US with two Bambi’s! We called them Bambi1 and Bambi2..
BatleyTownswomensGuild · 20/06/2020 20:15

I would have loved Thor. My great-great grandad was Thor so technically it's a family name and not a rip-off of Marvel films...

ittybittylivingspace · 20/06/2020 20:48

Girl:
Xanthe
Bronte
Perdita

Boy:
Atticus

IagoWithABlackberry · 20/06/2020 20:58

Iseult
Nova
Evangeline (lovely but there are personal reasons not to)
Aphra

Sonny
Buddy
Atlas