If Mumsnet had a baby.......

[Celestia26]

Just that really, a bit of fun!
So if Mumsnet had a baby what would it be called...?
I think a girl would be Ottilie and a boy would be Reuben. These seem to be universally loved on Mumsnet and are suggested loads!
Any other ideas?

Balonz is my favourite ever name suggestion wasn't it a typo on another thread?

Assigned female at birth = compulsory name of Cissie (Cis for short)

Assigned male at birth = free choice of any male, female or gender neutral name.

Thanks Cosmoa, I appreciate that ♥. She's doing well thanks. Now a beautiful, stubborn and feisty 3 year old despite her problems 😊

Iolanthe Ottilie and Rupert Sebastian. I still don't believe Ottilie is a real name. Mumsnet made it up.

More seriously: I have yet to see anyone say anything negative about Elizabeth and Alexandra - they seem pretty much universally loved here. Same with Joseph for boys.

The boy middle name equivalent of Rose/May/Grace is James. It's everywhere. Good name, though.

Felicity, Elodie or Penelope if a girl.
Sebastian, Theodore or Dylan if a boy.

James is the go-to middle name for boys.

Avery Tabitha Persephone

Orlando James Atticus

Haha My son's middle name is James!

Billy or Betty Big Bollocks

I had never heard of the names Persephone, Ottilie or Cosima till I joined mumsnet! I thought Persephone was pronounced 'percy-phone'

Haha I was going to guess that James was the most common middle name actually! But it is a lovely name. I always think it makes for a lovely last name ❤

Do Persephone and Harbottle go well together for siblings?

Surname is Biscuit...

What about Zo or Flora?

Marie or Garibaldi go well with the surname Biscuit!

Before I even clicked on the thread I thought 'Ottilie'