Names like Grey, Beau, Bear, etc.

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Looking for an unusual middle name for my son. Thanks!

Fox or Florp

Flotsam
Jetsam
Gerbil
Capybara

Florp, definitely Florp.

It has to be Florp.

Try explaining that one at his 18th.

Florp is much nicer than Grey, Beau or Bear.

Look no further, OP.

Vaughan
Pal
Otto
Marv
Ladd
Jace

John

Can I suggest Florp? It's a rather genteel name of old.

If you are too scared to go full florp OP how about an initial, I give you ( drum roll)

F or rather f because lower case is cool. If could be pronounced eff or ff.

Florp sounds about as real as several others on this thread!

Graham, pronounced grey ham

I much prefer the spelling Fflorp. It has a certain something.

Have also heard it pronounced "Flor" with the silent "p". Very elegant.

Full florp 😂 😂 😂

Please don't use the yooneeq spelling 'Fflorp'. The original is a classic and should not be tampered with.

mrsknackered*

What are the "unfortunate connotations" of Edward Heath, iismum? Worried his classmates might compare him to the politician and his time in govt/opposition

Florp has certain Scandinavian or perhaps Dutch connotations. I agree with Florp.

Are you American?

Clarke
Harley
Sink
Spencer
Brody
Frankie
Tallon
Fox
Fridge
Scout
Boxing-Glove
Stanley
Jesus
Tub

reuset Edward Heath has been implicated in the child abuse scandal, though nothing has been proved. Even ignoring that, naming your child after a Tory prime minister is a strong political statement!

Florp Speed

Yes, I was on the main threads here about Heath a couple of years ago. As you say, nothing has been proved yet

I'm afraid I'd be impressed if playground insult included taunts about having the same name as a 1960s/70s Cons PM/leader.

Florp is no stranger than any of the other suggestions, actually. What is it about Bear; that everyone's suddenly mad to foist it on their unsuspecting sons??

Just woke up dd laughing at florp

Fflorp is the Welsh spelling of the old English name Phlorp.

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