Truly awesome names

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I have just come across someone who proudly bears the name of Buckmaster de Wolf. It is the awesomest name I have ever heard! Does anyone have any similar awesome names?

Fanny Rusty Smith.
Who does that to their child.

This will lower the tone, but in my last workplace there was a chap in the New York office by the name of Gaylord Bumgardner.

There was a seminar at my work some years ago by a guy called Wellcome Bender. I wonder if these two are friends?

I work with Vicky angel - not sure if she knows shes a Jacqueline Wilson character, not mentioned it, yet!

I am snorting at Andy and Mandy Spong

Brother and sister called Stephen and Stephanie.

I should add it's the Spong that's tickled me. I am sure they are both lovely people and no offence is intended.

I like Andy and Mandy Spong too!

I know of a doctor called Harsh Kak. By rights he should be an expert on constipation.

Jackie Patoto

Rose Plant
Xx Rectanus
W. Ankerson
Iona McIntosh

I know a Gabriel Featherstone, which I think is nice!

Basil Rainbow
Randy Bumgardner
Bent-Willy Rosenthal

I recently met a very posh lady called lavender Scaramanda - another Bond villain - She told me to call her bunny though!

My friend worked with a Shula Peacock.

I know someone called Moon Cruz which sounds like a special Valentines dinner n dance on a boat.

My R.E teacher was called (I shit you not) Mary Nazereth. I always wondered if her middle time was Of.

I knew someone called prince commander

Tricky Harsh Kak is my favourite so far!

I know of an Edryd Goodspeed which sounds incredibly epic, like a knight on a trusty steed.

I worked with a lady called Joocy Lam and our regional head was Mama Yoda.

In a similar vein to Iona McIntosh, I know an Iona Swann.

And then there's Dr Peeper, a gynaecologist (what else?) in the US.

Kyle Klingsick

Johnny Monument

Snooky Wang

A friend taught a kid called Wayne King. Just don't say it quickly.

I think my surname is a pita, then I meet people called things like Woodcock, Glasscock and Lillicrap, and count my blessings.

I knew a Jo King. As a child, I used to wonder why she didn't stick with Joanne to avoid people thinking her name was funny. With hindsight, WTF were her parents thinking?!

I've got a Dr Tickle at my GP surgery. DS loves it

Mulberry my mum once spoke to a lady called Mrs Dickshit who pronounced it Dicks Hit

My personal all time favourite is Poppy Buttons. If you're reading this Poppy I have genuine name envy

Ursula Goodenough-an American scientist. She's a very interesting lady and what an awesome name!

"A welsh lady called Wolf Blaidd"
Even more bizarre given that Blaidd is the Welsh for wolf . . . (which brings back happy memories of small dd coming home from school creeping up behind me reciting "beth y'wr amser, Mr Blaidd )

Not me, but a friend did cold calling in the States as a holiday job. He said he really, really struggled to keep a straight face while talking to Mr Randy Pecker.

I'm sure it's an adopted name, but there's a rather cool artist who goes by Ming de Nasty (say it . . .)

Not someone I've met, but a lovely name I once saw on a war memorial (WWI, so I've always imagined he was born around 1890): Tempest Crabbe.