Oh, lord, I'm having flashbacks -- I remember reading this thread when it was originally posted, because I had just joined Mn that day, having just discovered I was pregnant, and was shying away from the Pregnancy and Childbirth boards because there was a lot of terrifying discussion of perineal massage.
I realise that little Brontë is 11 or 12 now, but the Brontës pronounced their name Brontay, because Patrick was reinventing his 'low' Northern Irish surname at Cambridge, most probably as a reference to his revered Nelson being made Duke of Brontë by the King of Naples.
Fact fans - Brontë, which is in Sicily, is twinned with Drogheda, a fact that never ceases to amuse me.
I would like to pretend to have named the baby I was carrying when I first read this post Tennyson or Trollope or Bysshe, but I didn't.