to tell this mother that her angelic DS is not so angelic afterall!

[JollyJanet]

Please bear with me, I'm rather new.

My son has a friend, a 7 year old boy. His mother thinks he's an angel, I know otherwise but I'm not sure how to broach the subject with his mother.

He plays round our house often, we have a lovely John Lewis toy kitchen, I don't really like the kiddies to touch it but I let them today. When I went down to the play room this little boy was 'cooking' my daughters, darling toy cat, I said no and removed the cat. I left and pottered around for a while then brought them both a snack, this little 'bleep' had started 'cooking' the cat again!! Once again I said no and removed it, anyway cutting a long story short, he did this no less than 5 times in the end!

How do I tell his mother and if I do, what on Earth would I say? My husband told me not to worry, but quite frankly his behaviour shocked and disturbed me.

what's a toy kitchen? I don't get it - does the cooker actually work? If it's a toy why don't you like the kids to play with it?

sounds like you're overreacting tbh

Good one

yes good try but you lost me at the toy kitchen you won't let the children play with

You don't let the kids play with a toy kitchen?

Ok, so you have a toy kitchen for kids to play with but you don't like the kids to play with it?

It sounds to me like he was just playing, which kids what kids do.

Are you basing the fact that you think he isn't an angel on just this incident or are there other things?

I'm sure his mother knows he isn't always perfect.

Oh I know how you feel OP I spend so much money on big expensive toys for my DS and he actually has the audacity to play with them. The ruddy cheek of it...

I once had the 6yo child from hell round. He opened up DS's jigsaws and threw them around the room... They were 250-500-piece jigsaws. I'd take the "cooked darling toy cat" anytime... Never told the mum - tbh she was the guest from hell, too.

Is this a genuine post????

the kitchen is more for high days and holidays I suppose. The pans are made from real metal.

why did you just take the toy cat away? This has got to be one of the most boring trolls ever

Is a toy cat a breed of real cat? Or a stuffed toy? If the former fine, if the latter then eh?? if the alternatives were plastic food then I'd be impressed at his desire for a bit more reality and wonder if he was part chinese

Ikea sell pans made from real metal. Dirt cheap and lovely.

Why have toys they can't play with??

Don't get it

What a dreadful boy, cooking a toy cat on a plastic cooker - how dare he!

It reminds me of the mother who didn't believe in different toys for different sexes, she got her son a doll for Christmas - then watched in horror as her angel ripped the head off poor dolly!

Do you know, the boy with the jigsaw fetish - he did that, too. No really - I ain't no troll

well Cretaceous my daughter was playing with puss and she didn't want me to remove it.

omg kids wanting to play with toys???

What do you expect??

As for cooking the cat at the nursery lots of children put the baby in the oven.

Its that thing called .....play.

Dont invite the child to play if you dont like him.

I did like him! Beofre this.

You'd have a heart attack in my house then! We regularly tip baby birds out of their nest and let the monsters eat them up, then our darling girls cook the monsters on their pretend BBQ

ROLFL at this thread!

Do you feel he'll appreciate the toys if he can only play on them on 'high days' (whatever they are) and holidays?

Can't understand why you wouldn't let your DS play with a toy, unless he'd been naughty.

Are you serious?

Why not let them play with the kitchen all the time?

Would the cat be damaged by the cooking?

I would just shut away any toys that you don't want him to touch before he comes. I can't really see why you told him so many times, when you could just have removed it.

I suspect it wasn't a cat, more like a billy goat gruff trip trapping over the bridge.
OP, are yo the woman who caught her 15 year old DD masturbating by any chance?

hope the little boy cooks it in the toy kitchen

To answer your OP, yeeeah, you could tell his mum what he's been up to, and then let us know how long she laughs for what she says.