to wonder what exactly is in the Queen's handbag?

[BarkisIsWilling]

Or should I just mind my own?

I wonder if she wipes her own bum

My DH was chosen to represent his company at some corporate thing with Queenie.
She spoke to him for about 20 minutes (and kept coming back to him for a wee chat).

So I think she's a bit of a couger (sp ?) and hope that she carries condoms in the bag.
Would hate DH coming back with some unpleasant mutated corgi disease; he goes to London a lot.

Who'd wipe it ACT?

PTD, I should hope so!

It's a guess... but Werther's Originals, a compact, reading glasses and a small handgun in case she sees Nicholas Witchell?

spare knickers
gun
lipstick
small mirror
digestive biscuits (individually wrapped)

Make up
small tun of sudocreme
emergency Liga
tampons
book

No, that's my bag.

twenty Lambert and Butler

...or a pomander

DH knows.
There is a camera [a Leica]
a compact
a handkerchief.

That is it.

Like many old ladies she nicks sachets of sugar and mayonnaise from cafes. Hers are obv posher. Wodges of napkins, sauce servings, wee milk containers and sticks off sugar all over her handbag.

She also has a copy of the Racing Post, a hanky, three Werthers Originals and mini pens filched from Ladbrokes.

Sticks of sugar. Off sugar would make no sense.

Her Crown
Phillips' Jewells
A defribrillator

without the extra r

Her pension book.

Condoms. Packet of fags. Gin miniature. Ipod with Def Leppard

A bottle of Jim Beam,
A several used tissues,
Antibac hand gel,
A White envelope with her pension in it,
One of those mobiles which have big buttons and only make calls,
Some Fishermans friends,
A bingo marker pen and
A copy of Debretts Peerage.

An ornate 1940s revolver. Just in case.

I heard she carried her own mint sauce to use for any lamb dinners she was served.

Condoms

A great big spliff.