to wish you could buy father's day cards that say...

[bintofbohemia]

"Thanks for screwing me up big time and not giving the faintest shit about me, but here's a card anyway because if I don't send one there will be hell."

I wouldn't bother but he did cut the lawn recently so it wouldn't be fair to say he never does a thing for me.

I could do without stressing my head over this every year.

One foot, I narrowed cards down to two and the second one (nursing home) one the one I nearly bought. But I bottled it took the higher moral ground.

I liked the nursing home one, I might get that next year.

Would it Be terrible to write OOOPS TOO LATE, damage has been done.

I dream of being brave! well done for taking the moral high ground, I just went for the weaklings way out.

xx

I'd like one that says

"thankyou for being supportive and refusing to come to my wedding"

I told my mum last night she was the best mumdad anyone could ask for