to be utterly, utterly heartbroken that charlie brooker is going to MARRY konnie huq

[sallyseton]

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1285111/Konnie-Huq-marry-Charlie-Brooker-unlikely-showb iz-wedding.html

sigh...I always thought he was the one for me!! sobs

God, it's sickening that someone gets to have brains and amazing breasts too. Some of us are just scrabbling around for a few more IQ points and a decent wonderbra

Well, is she good at puzzles? I'm excellent with a sudoku. And I'm quite good at knitting. I have sooo much to offer if only people didn't want pert boobs and conversation all the damn time.

SOH do you get David Mitchell's Soapbox? DP and i look forward to it every week

I am, yes. I was saving Konnie up as my spare showbiz mistress for when Sarah is busy.

i am devastated by the news. Charlie Brooker is mine i tell you, mine! its the wierdest combination ever!

if David Mitchell ever gets married i WILL be wearing black for the rest of my life.
wierd comedy crushes unite!

from a bloke's pov

I made DP do 20 Questions to find out Who Konnie H Is Marrying

...it took him rather more and when he finally guessed it he said "oh the dirty bastard!...but she's lovely!"

Gutted.

HAs anyone else noticed that the Daily Fail seems to be doing daily stories on Konnie Huq now.