To consider getting rid of the kittens after they..

[ApocalypseCheese]

Shat in my bra. The final straw is looming

Sorry, but..

hahahaha!

How!?

Were you wearing it?

Partly my fault for leaving it on the floor, but seriously, a neatly curled kitten turn in each D cup is too much even for my patience.

Partly my fault for leaving it on the floor, but seriously, a neatly curled kitten turn in each D cup is too much even for my patience.

Is that a double post for the cup size?

Oh hahahahahahahaha

Sorry!

it's not bloody funny, am thinking of changing their name to Ronnie and Reggie

My bastard shit in partners trainers last summer. That wa not nearly as funny as shit in your bra though.
Sorry.

I think I am going to start a support thread for owners of bastard cats. I have a feeling it may be popular....

I love cats. They just dont give a crap. Or two...

Stoppit

I came here for supppppoooooorrrrtttt

and all i'm getting is

Mine pooped on my leg in the night... This was after a bit of a stand off where she refused to go for 3 days in protest of her new box...

She won.

You poor thing.

When our cat was little she shat on my pillow. I always have to check the bed before I get in for little 'presents'.

Mine puked in my DH's cycling helmet. I Did. Not. Laugh.
(much!!!!)

The dog sicked up on me on its very first day in our house.

It was in my HAIR.

The whole experience sparked a very turbulent relationship and Ive never truly forgiven her. In fact Im sure I saw her laughing...

Get rid!

I am weeping too apocalypsecheese with laughter

By the way, was it one kitten both cups or two kittens, one cup each?

Just curious.

Sithmummy-

2 kittens one cup!

Oh dear, I must need a new kitten.... i think shitting neatly in a bra cup is cute.

Sorry -- no not cute.

Got to give them marks for style....

Perhaps they are not just any kittens, but M&S kittens. Bred to boost flagging bra sales?

I do feel your pain, but that was the funniest thing I've read in ages

So yes, YABU. I'm having a shit week and I'd like more laughs please. What other comedy objects can we get you to leave around?!?

By sanielle Tue 08-Jun-10 16:32:21
Sithmummy-

2 kittens one cup! shock

ROFLYSST!

tagine..this should do it for you.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/978854-Mortifying-preganancy-stories

Ahh but has yours ever totally and utterly freaked you out when you are alone at four in the morning by 'playing the guitar'. He was trying to get into the round hole and was thwarted by the strings.

I thought I was being visited by the ghost of Jimi Hendrix - it took me 10 minutes to pluck up the courage to switch on the light and look.

Little bastard