To consider getting rid of the kittens after they..

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Shat in my bra. The final straw is looming

Apocalypse - I take it you didn't try to put the bra on in the dark??

It's just a turd in a D(ea)-cup

Would you like to swap those lovely cute kittens for my mum's heffalump of a labrador? They are away for a month and he apparently feels that the day begins at 4am.
By wagging his tail very loudly against the cardboard walls and talking.

Without stopping.

Until I eventually give up and get up.

And it doesn't work to just let him out and go back to bed. He wants company ffs.

Our cat got accidentally shut in the front room once. When we opened the door we realise she'd made her displeasure known but it took a while to track down the poop....in my bag of socks awaiting pairing....I have a nasty feeling she'd dug a little whole then pulled more socks over the top to bury it. We have had a lot of lost socks.

Groovy, please elaborate on the "talking" your Mum's dog does......what does he say ?!? "Get up biatch & take me for a piss"

lol @Chunky!

He whines, yelps, makes squeaky noises, humphs loudly (god, you can tell he's male!) paces up and down and generally complains.

roll on the 4th July...

Northern, that reminds me of when my two dogs (massively well behaved compared to heffalump animal) were puppies and we lived in a crappy little house we were waiting to renovate.

We inherited some of that lovely brown swirly patterned carpet. Coming down the stairs one morning (heavily pg) I trod on what I thought was the carpet. Then realised it was texturally incorrect....

Oh I originally misread your double post and thought you had a kitten curled up in each cup and my reaction was "Ah! How sweet!"

I pictured it as a sort of hammock for kittens. Hey if you don't fancy wearing it anymore after the poo incident you could turn it in to a hammock.

they are just doing what kittens do. I bet one did it to try and mark territory and the other one had to even up the score.

That's all it is.

we got a new kitten last week, yesterday he comes out of his tray, and his normally ginger and white face was covered in shit. Cue many baby wipes and me trying to clean him without being sick. Not amused.

Did they curl up afterwards?

one of mine once pooed in the washing basket after we had shut him out of the bedroom. After a lot of whining and scratching we let him in and he ran straight to it, jumped in and did the smelliest poo you could imagine and it was 3am!

bras in the Southsea Debenhams bargain basement all £3 today

some simple, and some very fancy ones

nothing to fit DP though

I suppose you could buy some specially for the kitties to use

Was it not their turn?

i'd rather have cat turd in my bra than the 3-way dog crap I found on the study floor last night. it was sloppy cow-pat consistency, lying in a jus, topped with a little swirl of cream. I was gagging as I endeavoured to "scoop" it into 3 ocado bags.

and now the bloody cat has pissed in the study. all over my lovely moroccan blanket. whilst I was taking the dog out earlier than last night to ensure there was no repeat. if the gerbil joins in I won;t be held responsible for my actions.

It's not funny, was a nice bra too.

Humph, revenge will be mine, it's kitten biscuits from now on !

I mean, what if they'd pissed it had dried and i'd put it on in the dark eh?? eh?? Imagine the stench as i'd started to heat up