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To find this a bit odd?

32 replies

OneTwoBollyMyQuattro · 24/05/2010 18:29

Our close is very quiet and we back onto forest one side and a bigfield the other.

All the children play out after school which is lovely.

However come tea time there is one Dad who seems to be a bit weird in calling his daughter into the house.

He used to BELLOW until she came back which I always thought was a bit strange as the area the children play in is less than 30 seconds away to walk and find her but fair enough if he doesn't want to leave his doorstep (his wife stands there next to him hollering)

Now he has invested in a megaphone! Maybe his voice has given out with all the shouting of a night but is this a bit odd/excessive?

It makes me and DD jump when it starts and it is not just one shout but several until his daughter comes in.

I just wonder if this is strictly necessary when either of them could walk 30 seconds to where the children play and collect her rather than bursting the ear drums of the entire close!

AIBU in thinking this new development is a bit

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BoysAreLikeDogs · 24/05/2010 18:30

a megaphone

that is hilaire

praps he is in training to be next town crier???

BelleDameSansMerci · 24/05/2010 18:32

Bizarre... Really, really bizarre.

ticktockclock · 24/05/2010 18:32

A Megaphone?!? Sounds like a real card! Imagine what a party round theirs would be like.

Maybe he used to be a General in the Army or something.

FabIsGoingToGetFit · 24/05/2010 18:32

Attention seeker.

VengefulKitty · 24/05/2010 18:32

A megaphone? Seriously?

Lazy arse.

OneTwoBollyMyQuattro · 24/05/2010 18:35

We do live near an airbase but he doesn't have an American accent!

Maybe I shoul pop a tricorner hat and a bell on his doorstep and run

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GoodDaysBadDays · 24/05/2010 18:37

Really? That is very odd

waitingforbedtime · 24/05/2010 18:37

I would buy one to attach to the stop of my car and drive the 30 seconds to pick up my children if I were you hollering all the while.

DramaInPyjamas · 24/05/2010 18:37

Haha, a megaphone?!
I had an image of Brian Blessed in my mind when I read the word BELLOW..

southeastastra · 24/05/2010 18:37

omg that's awful! i would shove that right up his arse. how embarassing for his daughter

BoysAreLikeDogs · 24/05/2010 18:56

oh yes, Brian Blessed

hahahahah

DetectivePotato · 24/05/2010 19:23

A megaphone!!! PMSL.

The only possible sane explaination I can think of is he is disabled and can't walk far. Otherwise, total lazy sod.

mollymawk · 24/05/2010 19:28

excellent

I think I will buy a megaphone now

Disenchanted3 · 24/05/2010 19:30

Maybe his daughter has hearing problems?

sounds odd though!

Spatchadoodledo · 24/05/2010 19:32

how very odd!! Do they do any other odd things?

pigletmania · 24/05/2010 19:32

Oh might be just a little eccentric nothing sinster or weird. My mum used to shout for me in our close when it was time for tea, and all the kids made fun of her.

WhereYouLeftIt · 24/05/2010 19:43

(sp?)agorophobic parents?

Cadders1 · 24/05/2010 19:43

This is odd, but many parents are (I include myself here. My stepdad bought me a pay phone when I was a teenager even though I said I would pay for all my phonecalls from an itemised bill, he would not have it though and paid £100 for one!

TheCrackFox · 24/05/2010 19:45

I think that is an excellent idea. However, it could get very noisy if all the other parents in your area decide to follow his lead.

BallpointPen · 24/05/2010 19:46

A megaphone? That is genius.

ChickensNeedOpposableThumb · 24/05/2010 19:51

I favour a collar which administers a small electric shock when I press a button. I just have to twitch my thumb. No need to wear out my vocal chords.

HotSprocket · 24/05/2010 19:55

Thats mental. I would be very entertained if my neighbours were that crackers!

grapeandlemon · 24/05/2010 19:58

How bloody shameful for his child.

He's calling a child in for dinner not making a sodding public announcement.

What a cock.

MagalyZz · 24/05/2010 20:01

I sometimes type lol, but this time I really did LOL.

I live in a residential area with a nearby green and the thoughts of somebody going out wiht a megaphone,,,, his poor daughter must be 'morto'.

MagalyZz · 24/05/2010 20:02

Cadders1, that sounds a good idea to me! he didn't have to answer the phone for Danielle, Charlie and Sam fifteen times a day, plus he didn't have to do an hours worth of admin when the bill came in, and risk falling out