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to have forgotten what went with frangipan?

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Hullygully · 23/05/2010 19:56

Skips prettily about the vast empty potentiality of the empty Hall and awaits.

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Umami · 23/05/2010 19:57

Crinolines dear gel, crinolines!

Hullygully · 23/05/2010 19:58

Damn and tarnation, that was they. Pother and teasel my old forgetfulness.

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Umami · 23/05/2010 19:59

In fact you could put that in your window instead of the usual dull Michelin stars: IPOAT Approved.

bibbitybobbityhat · 23/05/2010 19:59

You freaking weirdos.

Hullygully · 23/05/2010 19:59

And I quite overlooked the welcome albeit part return of the dear Captain. Dashing as ever despite his many lackings.

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Umami · 23/05/2010 20:00

Alors! We are snowed in! A wedding, I 'ear you say? Maginifique! Allow me to offer m spare caviar and champagne for the breakfast feast!

Umami · 23/05/2010 20:01

I agree with bibbity.

Hullygully · 23/05/2010 20:02

That is most uncalled for Mistress Bibs. I fear you need to spend a spell with the minister in silent inner search.

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NobleFrangipani · 23/05/2010 20:03

All things noble go with me. Do you have anything noble to hand?

Hullygully · 23/05/2010 20:04

A wedding! But who is to wed whom? I fear we failed to end the other thread in our customary mass nuptials. Is this an overspill? And why not? To start is perchance to er, commence in a sprightly and hopeful manner, light of foot and roving of eye.

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Umami · 23/05/2010 20:04

The minster has had his willow rods soaking ready for just such an occasion.

Umami · 23/05/2010 20:05

I have some noble gases, O NobleFrang.

Hullygully · 23/05/2010 20:06

I have searched my reticule but can proffer little of true nobility, save a sock once worn by our fine and putative monarch in waiting, dear Charles les Oreilles Magnifiques.

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Umami · 23/05/2010 20:06

That was merely the ghost of weddings past, Hullster. I am sad mot to have wed at the end of t'other thread, though.

Umami · 23/05/2010 20:07
Hullygully · 23/05/2010 20:13

My sock is not perhaps up to scratch. It is strangely worn and sad. I do hope th eminister with the soaking rods will happen by later. It has been many a long time ere I enjoyed the beneficence of the cloth.

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NobleFrangipani · 23/05/2010 20:16

désolée, Umami. The saddest mot of all. Or is it the hardest.

I will accept and adorn myself with your noble sock, Mistress Hully. The gases may be too subtle a decoration to be understood by the masses.

NobleFrangipani · 23/05/2010 20:16

Ah. I see the sock is no longer available. My lack of adornment now troubles me.

Hullygully · 23/05/2010 20:37

Fret not! You shall be wreathed in gases. You shall be a wraith, a spirit an airy being of gauze and uncertain presence. Till provoke much wonderment and adoration.

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Umami · 23/05/2010 20:54
NobleFrangipani · 23/05/2010 20:56

Dear Hully, dear, dear Hully. You are a comfort. I fear my gassy cloak may dissipate all too quickly, however, leaving me a very brief wonder, and then adorned only in briefs.

Umami · 23/05/2010 21:01

I have a Nobel Prize - would that serve?

NobleFrangipani · 23/05/2010 21:03

Is it big enough to cover my modesty? I have a rather, ahem, generous modesty.

Hullygully · 23/05/2010 21:11

We can do things of alchemy, physic and chemistry as I see in ds's wondrous texts that contain secrets of change and metamorpohoses from state to state. Hast anyone a flat bottomed flask and a bunsen burner?

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Umami · 23/05/2010 21:12
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