OMG...are these things THE most anti-social gadget known to man?
Is it just me? This is really beginning to fucking infuriate me!!!
What do you do without nagging?!
Every time I turn my head to look at my beloved he is transfixed by the bloody thing, updating himself on some score of a sport he doesn't even watch, or something on eBay he probably had no intention of ever buying?!
I have a colleague who has one too, who is constantly on bloody Facebook - to the point where at our Xmas dinner the sodding thing was sat on the table and she updated her FB status - constantly - in my book that is just plain fucking rude!!
And breathe.................