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to secretly fancy both Ed AND David......

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 21:04

;-)

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SixtyFootDoll · 15/05/2010 22:33

Yummy off to google him now!

MarineIguana · 15/05/2010 22:38

Ooh no of the two I would have to have Ed. I prefer his "slightly gormless lad" vibe David seems a bit weaselly.

LostArtOfKeepingASecret · 15/05/2010 22:44

ShadeofViolet I was getting really confused when the BBC were interviewing Huge Grant about the ConDem pack. Then I realised they were talking to a rather dishy Ben Bradshaw.

LostArtOfKeepingASecret · 15/05/2010 22:45

Hugh Grant, not huge Grant (blush]

SabsFabulous · 15/05/2010 22:50

Anyone else think David Miliband looks like an older version of Wentworth Miller?

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 22:58

oh GOD Ben Bradshaw

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hester · 15/05/2010 22:58

YANBU. I would. And I'm gay.

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 23:00

and, yes, I do know he's gay. Like, whatever.

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Rockbird · 15/05/2010 23:02

What I think is funny, is on the radio yesterday they were musing these two and said that the one person who would know better than anyone which of them would be the best at the job is their mother, and no one will ask her!

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 23:02

I just had to google Wentworth Miller (which was a fairly pleasant experience, on the whole) and I have to say I do see what you mean.
They both have a sort of INTENSITY

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MiladyDeWinterOfDiscontent · 15/05/2010 23:12

I thought you meant you fancied David Hamshine and Ed Balls for a minute!

I would actually in a serious game of shag or die go for The Dave. He might possibly be a bit more tender than Ed Balls who would slit your throat and laugh and laugh and unto infinity and beyond.

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 23:16

NO-ONE MENTIONED ED BALLS

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 23:19

lol at your description
though I would choose it any day if the alternative was Intimacy with David Cameron

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MiladyDeWinterOfDiscontent · 15/05/2010 23:20

Sorry sorry sorry - CAT me to arrange reimbursement of counselling fees / pending lawsuit.

mrsbean78 · 15/05/2010 23:21

Ick.

I can't stand the sight of Ed.

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 23:23

that is a TRULY terrifying photo of Ed Balls.
Luckily I wasn't planning to have sex anytime soon.

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MiladyDeWinterOfDiscontent · 15/05/2010 23:29

All photos of Ed Balls are terrifying, he is a very scary man.

He is just showing his true colours in the one I linked

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 23:34

but don't worry, our state schools are now in the safe hands of Michael Gove
Dobby's evil twin

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nighbynight · 15/05/2010 23:35

Both teh Millibands have lovely dark hair and eyes, but somehow, they just look like the type of middle manager who always fawns round the directors. It's their expression, I think. Both of them would be a lot more attractive if they were more laid back.

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/05/2010 23:38

I like a little INTENSITY though
laid back men are a little..... snoozeworthy?

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nighbynight · 15/05/2010 23:50

Ed M was too jumpy when I saw him though (at the mn party). You could see the whites of his eyes all round, like a horse about to bolt.

MoChan · 16/05/2010 07:43

They're both really annoying. I just don't get you people who think they're hot. I think you need psychiatric help.

SimonCowellIsSatan · 16/05/2010 09:07

I came out and admitted that I fancy the arse off Clegg the other day.

But the Millibands?? The young one looks like some sort of pathetic tree dwelling mammal that's about to be clubbed for it's pelt.

beanlet · 16/05/2010 10:57

Alistair Campbell

Ffrecklefface · 16/05/2010 11:08

I have long harboured a bit of a crush on David. Not sure why though. Am worried that when if he becomes leader his having more power will make him utterly irresistable to me.