I know Im not, dh is a twat, i just want you to tell me Im right

[mosschops30]

Ive had a crap week, ds1 been sick so ive been stuck in the house with him and ds2 for 3 days.
dh last night met his mate here, they went out taking photos whilst I sorted out the dcs with dinner, baths, taking dd to nana etc) then he came home, at dinner, I made them both a cuppa and went to shop for choc.

Then he said thatI had no interest in his hobbies and that Im self centred and have no enjoyment.
I tried to be a bit more upbeat this morning, he went to camera shop and asked if Id get ready so we could go out when he got home, I said I wanted to go to the gym so would sort the house out, washing etc, them go to gym and then we could go out and he grudgingly agreed.
I came home, made lunch for everyone then went in the shower, he came up and rubbed his willy on my leg (seriously ) and said 'have a little play' as if he was offering me something wonderful, then said I was boring when I wouldnt do it!!!!!!

He then had abother go saying that on my tombstone it will say 'here lies mosschops, she liked to keep fit' because thats my only 'interest', as if thats my defining feature!!! Not the fact that we have 3 kids that I take care of the majority of the time, and I neither have the time or the money for expensive hobbies like photography and windsurfing.

Anyway had a huge row, and hes now gone out in a huff

He is a nob yes?????

'Giant caterpillar'

How very erotic

oh dear, my dh does the willy thing. So glad its not just dh!! He doesnt learn either as he never gets laid when he does it!

Tell him how much it turns you on to watch a man work up a sweat, then pass him the Flash and point him towards the bath.

@ "Rubbed his willy on your leg? - is he a jack russell"

YANBU that would turn me right off.

ewwww YADNBU!!
mine goes on about how horrrrny he is and I just think for fucks sake, if i wasn't knackered from work/doing a degree/cooking/cleaning and you pulled your f-ing finger out of your arse and noticed me then maybe you'd get some! grrr!
and re:hobbies ditto! my hobbies aren't particularly exciting too, my favourite things are..choc, bath, magazines and cups of tea. his are noisy, expensive and boring!
tell him to grow up and treat you like an actual human being rather than a piece of meat he can insult and then critisice for not putting out. grrrrr
sorry rant over!

That is revolting!

Sorry but have visions of trousers & pants around ankles-not good!

And with three children in the house-how was that going to work?

TBH,I thought the point of a hobby was that it was "me time"

LOL at leg humping, you have made my day

And this thread sums up all the reasons I am grateful to be single .

YANBU at all!*

My dh would never do anything like that. He is a dying breed as she respects me and doesn't see me as his personal wanker.

mosschops- I have a lot of respect for you and hope you have had a serious talk with your H tonight.

steel fairy me too

"came home, made lunch for everyone then went in the shower, he came up and rubbed his willy on my leg (seriously ) and said 'have a little play' as if he was offering me something wonderful, then said I was boring when I wouldnt do it!!!!!!"

Isn't this built into all men though? Another of their little boy quirks

YADNBU either way.

"And this thread sums up all the reasons I am grateful to be single"

Just makes me glad I´m not married to a twät.

been there, seen that and like steel Fairy and mumbar, I'm glad I'm single again! By the end of our marriage I was really beg. to believe that I was frigid because I wasn't turned on by such pathetic attempts and was definitly turned off by his constant nights out and lack of responsability. Sort him out , mosschops!

I dont think anyone would get turned on by this . Like others ive had similar and hes now an ex. I know everyones laughing ( some are even saying its mens quirks ) but i found it downright insulting to be pestered for sex then insulted when i didnt want to.

If youve told him you dont like this and hes still doing it then theres a respect issue going on. Id have a serious talk, your not there to provide sex on tap , and id actually be furious at someone doing that to me.

It has been proven by all clever statistics and stuff that men who do their fair share of housework and childcare have more and better sex than men who don't.
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Your H sounds like a prize bellend, Mosschops. What does he actually contribute to family life and your wellbeing?

What do they take photo's of?

and YANBU

Try sticking a boob in his face while he's cleaning his camera or otherwise busy and see if you get the whole loving thing straight off.

Message withdrawn

Keep a stapler in the bathrooom.

LOL!

good thread and so very close to home, unfortunately!

Ewwww @ willy rubbing on leg. I had an ex who was a bit like that and it's creepy, not sexy. 'Have a little play' That phrase is stuck in my head now.

I too am glad i.m now single.

ex used to lay on the bed, get it out and say, "come and sort this out baby..."

bleugh, bleugh and bleugh !

he did stop after the incident of me pinging a hair band at it though. it certainly did "sort it out".

'Have a little play'
"come and sort this out baby..."

OMG-where have these men been dragged up from?

DP read this and agrees your DH was being a twat.

My ex used to make similar advances, which I never found a turn on.

DP and I have an unwritten understanding that we never touch each others genitals apart from when we are actually having sex, which starts off with lots of kissing and touching of other parts of our bodies. Random groping of genitals now feels very disrespectful.