Just to say..

[CheekyVimtoGal]

I am sorry if i offended anyone with my posts on the benefits party thread. It wasn't my intentions at all. If i did, please accept my most sincere apology.

I didn't set out to offend anyone at all.

No here I am, can't get off here now can I

now hubby is singing me the bloody cornetto tune

Maybe you should go for a Masters in Perspectives and Representations of 21st Century Motherhood.

Good idea. Shame there isn't a Masters in Mumsnetting innit

plenty on here have PhD in told you so and oh you think so

First class honours in snidey passive aggression

and mn reliance upon madeuppicus research from shitsville yooni to embelish prove a point

As well as the need to be always logical and level headed, emotion is for hysterical weaklings!

Lmao scottishmummy and junglist,

i love coming on here, although steer clear on a bad day i get

I get on here too, but only with wankers who deserve it. I got on someones favourite list the other day though, nearly fainted!!!!!!

gomummygo - still 4 sausages in my fridge

Hello Scottishmummy, I've lurked on a few threads you've commented on and you always make me

Straight as anything, SM is. I know she hates the "I love you so much you important regular you" threads

teaandcake what a great name.mmm i love cake and caffeine

I could do with a permanent drip intravenously of caffeine most days

yes i hate the mn oscars.more preening than kate winslett,as flaky as angelina

had cakes in work today a right posh selection of dinky wee cupcakes

calorific but so nice

What kind of cake are you? Are you coffee cake or carrot cake, or a lemon and poppy seed muffin? Or a lemon curd muffin? Or a choccy gateuaeux (bad spelling) with black cherry filling

Oh you're just asking for cake TeaandCake I'm clucking here!

I think i saw that junglist - bighead

but yup there are some wankers on here.

and no buddy bench i am not one of them before you say it lol

lol thats deeeeeeep man.im any cake you want me to be

Ooo i had a fresh cream cone earlier, i am naughty teehee

One day when I'm pissed I'll start a who's a wanker thread, get flamed and deleted, maybe even arrested

haha a wankers wank thread.who wanks highest in mn titty towers

I want all those cakes, can't choose!! Or bread pudding from Greggs is nice. Or apple turnover. My cupboards are bare

Bully the bullies.